Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
rplovez
Canada
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
Anonymous
Qu?bec, Canada
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Anonymous
Carrier pigeon
Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
Anonymous
Venezuela
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by spray-painting it on my locker. FML
thedancer5
Canada
Goodbye
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing a breakup note with permanent marker on my newly painted bedroom wall. FML
WTF
Plainfield, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML
whysheheartless
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
loser
United States
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Anonymous
Napier, New Zealand
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Anonymous
Know your worth
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Top comments
Rico_Mal1116 0
Wow, that was low. Write her a post-it note saying "consider your self unworthy."
EvilDoll 7
at least the sticky note will stick by you
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Comments (196)
STOPBANNINGME 0
OWNED! YDI for being lame! :)
kcmjlopez 0
you can't feel too bad about a jerk like that ending it, right?
mariahjoomeh 0
Ooooh burn.
Mxpxdude189 0
Haha. That's a great idea
hateevryone 15
your girlfriend is a stupid *****. you should stick a note on her locker saying "i cheated on you anyway"
PopRocks14 0
Well, not as bad as my friend got dumped. Her jackass boyfriend walked over to her and said "Come on down to DumpsterVille" in a Justin Timberlake voice xD but still FYL.
JumbledGirl 2
to her? why the third person?
btown99909 0
could mean anything
baseballlegitly0 2
pertend to send a text saying that i got rid of the bitch now we can be together
nfc14 2
I was leaving the country after a bad relationship but my x convinced me to visit her first. I went and got caught in the moment and we slept together but I instantly regretted it. She woke to a post it on the computer screen "I'm sorry, can't do this"
gabbygirll3 0
You're still in school? Totally FYL