Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
rplovez
Canada
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
Anonymous
Qu?bec, Canada
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Anonymous
Carrier pigeon
Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
Anonymous
Venezuela
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by spray-painting it on my locker. FML
thedancer5
Canada
Goodbye
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing a breakup note with permanent marker on my newly painted bedroom wall. FML
WTF
Plainfield, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML
whysheheartless
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
loser
United States
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Anonymous
Napier, New Zealand
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Anonymous
Know your worth
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Top comments
Rico_Mal1116 0
Wow, that was low. Write her a post-it note saying "consider your self unworthy."
EvilDoll 7
at least the sticky note will stick by you
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Comments (196)
mejiiaa 0
slap the sticky on her face
ribbyc80 0
that just sounds dirty!!!
iloveparc 0
17, ur gorgous just throwin that out there.. thought id say
Alex213 0
id write my number on a sticky and give it to Mejiaa anyday!
Creedlord 0
post a sticky note on his locker saying " consider yourself an ass"
ItWasAllWorthIt 0
her*
Bruno_Mars_Fan 0
Put a trash can over her head and say "Consider yourself a dump"
Jimmyd0t 0
or throw a grenade at her
fckdupzf 0
lol..nice idea. plz consider it:P
womanjesus 0
But Bruno mars would probably save her.
JumbledGirl 2
#58; YES!!!! that's what I do to solve ALL my relationship problems! :D like my bf's erectile dysfunction! one grenade up the ass and bam! problem fixed.
Bruno_Mars_Fan 0
lol, whichever works :P
Livinia 11
A post-it note? Either she's a heartless bitch, or you're being pranked.
MysLys 0
Or OP cheated or something? hmmmm possibilities are endless... ;)
Enslaved 38
She's been watching too much "Sex in the City".
mylifeisf16 4
hhaha I was going to make that reference but I wasn't sure anyone would get it.
qwillis98 20
Lol
Badshah29 6
could be a fake
Bruno_Mars_Fan 0
your pic can be, too.
Badshah29 6
so can ur mom
lulututu 4
What an original comeback.
sydneymwfca 10
thats lame.
TacoDog 0
Bin her, then stick the note to her forehead.
brine212 5
FYL, but you have got to give her props for originality.
DropDeadSerena 0
maybe it was someone else that wrote it as a prank? but if it was her then wow,she's a bitch.