Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she's afraid of my ex-wife. This is the third one in a row to use that very reason. The judge still won't accept my pleas for a restraining order. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. The constant harassment, threats and stalking by my ex-wife have finally driven her away. This is the third time this has happened. My ex physically beat the other two up, and now she’s scared away the one I wanted to marry. The courts have done nothing. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML
Today, my husband's ex-girlfriend is getting a restraining order on him. Turns out, for the past 2 years of our marriage, he has been trying to contact her and ditching work to stalk her. To top it all off, he told me not to come to court with him because he doesn't want her to see he downgraded. FML
Today, I finally got a restraining order against my violent ex. My mom now keeps finding ways to tell me how shitty I am for breaking the "poor boy's" heart and how I didn't deserve him anyway. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. She wants to try dating women. This is the second time this has happened to me. FML
Today, my ex started dating the girl he kept telling me not to worry about. We broke up three hours ago. FML
Today, after almost a year of dating and getting dumped out of the blue, I found out my ex-girlfriend wants to get a restraining order against me. I guess dropping a box of her things on her porch after she wouldn't answer her phone is considered stalking. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after 3 years. Why, do you ask? Turns out her dad used to bully my dad in highschool and my dad kicked his ass after all this time and sent him to the hospital. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her father, who abandoned her before she was born and just reentered her life, doesn't approve. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend, who broke up with me because God said she couldn't have a boyfriend, started dating my friend... Who she always told me she didn't even like. FML
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Dreamsorrow93 24
Eh drug her, drive her to a swamp, and feed her body to alligators. Problem solved.
xoxo_emma 10
Keep on trying for that restraining order. Hopefully you can get it.
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Comments (65)
foxmatrix15 8
A show called " how to get away with murder". Watch it take notes
nphill82 21
Man, set your boundaries! Or make her disappear.....
Himynameisrodney 17
Lol I moderated this! I voted yes nice to see it got posted.
phreaker913 21
you basically have to do something so horrible, that she never wants to see you again.... does she have a sister?
luverofakatsuki 16
you need a girlfriend who has balls enough for both of you to stand up to her. or just use a metal baseball bat
patrickalamo 48
Move
syed121417 22
How exactly can they refuse a restraining order when you know she is stalking you? And when it is going as far to scare others you know, as well? In these cases, the main priority should be your safety and feeling of security. Try a new lawyer and new judge. It seems strange they would deny your plea. Unless you not have hard evidence? Even then, the effects that are being shown in your life should raise a flag for them.
lesly30 14
Sorry OP, bitches be cray cray this days...
cm1995_fml 10
That's feminism for you...? smh it's implemented into and promoted in EVERY facet of society, even the legal system. Crap like this is hypocritical gender-favoritism and it's disgusting! (And this is coming from a woman)
JKPwnage 27
Proof that courts are sexist