Today, my girlfriend begged me to stay up late and video chat with her because she missed me. Even though I work early mornings, I reluctantly agreed. After waiting up until 2am for her to get online, I gave up. She had fallen asleep. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after my girlfriend had a nightmare this morning, I stayed home because she has really bad anxiety issues. A couple of hours later, she's pissed because I said I would stay up, but I fell asleep. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke me at 5am, just to say how great it was that I could still sleep two more hours before leaving for work. FML
Today, I had to work late. Due to delayed trains and a missed connection, it was almost midnight when I finally got home. When I walked into the bedroom, I found my girlfriend wearing sexy lingerie and fast asleep. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to my place, looking drop dead gorgeous. However, she preferred the idea of sleeping, and here I am on my laptop. FML
Today, after a long 16 hour shift, I was milliseconds from sleep when my girlfriend said she "wants to talk". I'm now writing this from the couch. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
Today, the woman I have been seeing said she couldn't see a future with me. This was all because I didn't text her back when I fell asleep after working a double night/morning shift. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years called me over late at night. I got excited, assuming she finally wanted sex. No, she just wanted me to make her mac and cheese and talk to her because she was ‘restless’. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me I could sleep in. Twenty minutes later, she was banging on the door, yelling, "Get up, fat lazy fuck! It's seven o'clock, we have chores! You expect me to do everything for your worthless ass!" FML
Today, a girl invited me over to her dorm room at 3 AM. For some reason, I thought it would be a good idea to respond to e-mails just before. She said she was tired and then went to bed. I'm a fucking idiot. FML
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Top comments
Mirorbo 27
Fuhohoho.... You were up until 2 in the morning waiting just to chat? Darling, I would have given her just 15 minutes before going off to bed!~
Uranus_fml 0
Yeah, Why didn't you try and call her.
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Comments (80)
BrokenRaven 0
The same thing happened with me and my boyfriend. except I gave up around one. XD
halfprincess 3
It would've been sweet of you if you didn't end up whining about it here! YDI
TooFunnnny 0
stood up lol
SleepOnStones 5
What a biznotch. FYL
spd2fst4u 5
Thats what she told you... LoL
umusicismydrugu 0
oh...something like this happened to my friend lol ...they broke up though even though they were a good couple ...well ok hope this hasn't happened to the op
leftygirly23 1
my boyfriend does tht every night it sucks so much
BrokenMystery 9
At least you are a good boyfriend. I hope she appreciates you op. :)
Epickitty58 29
Aww, that sucks. Probably shoulda texted her after a few minutes, then after some unanswered replies, you shoulda gone to bed.