Today, my girlfriend asked for me to come to her. Then move my head in close to her and close my eyes. Expecting a sweet and romantic kiss I positioned my lips for my surprise. My surprise wasn't a kiss, instead it was a nice crunchy booger she placed in my mouth with her finger. FML
TattedAsian tells us more.
TO ALL: believe it or not my girlfriend is older then me and I'm 22. we have one of those immature/mature relationships. on a scale of 1 to 10 of being mad, I would say I was at an honest 1. on a scale of 1 to 10 of being surprised/humor I was at an all time 10. I got the booger out of my mouth and acted like I placed it in the trash can. 5 minutes later I wiped it on her lips. Not the same but good enough for me. Ive always told her that when you go digging for gold you should always share with the towns people. So she did, lol. I cant blame her cuz I would do the same to her.
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som_fml 0
dating four-year-olds has that disadvantage.
Horde 8
Surprise her with a huge slap as a sign of your admiration
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Comments (312)
Doosam94 0
I bet you guys are emo.
TattedAsian 0
Emo? No sir far from it. Emo kids make me giggle. I dont like it when you can tell a guys religion through his pants. That stuff is for the weak hearted failures starving for blinded attention. You hear most of them complaining about conformist, "cough cough!" When ever a person picks a certain style to be part of, its conforming. But when that style makes you look like a girl, man o man, daddy should of slapped you harder when you were younger.
zfchatroulette 24
What makes you think emo kids are that disgusting? I'd assume they were swag fags.
primaballerina21 0
oh my god thats so gross. That means that she picks her nose and that is disgusting. No offese, but why would who wanna date someone like that???
ZombieSlaya115 17
Are you like 12
hiimme 0
I just had a baby barf
jeniilouise 0
um, ew.... hopefully this is now your ex.
bdrodd 0
thats just nasty
kate_1099 0
omg that is disgusting
georgelopez 0
did u eat it i kno i would of
JayCarr15 0
ur girlfriend sounds pretty boyish...tomboy much?
romain1975 0
I guess she really rubbed that booger on ya!!!!lol. o think I would have puked in her face!!!! gross
Phobic_fml 14
that's a keeper. and WHY are you all overreacting so goddamn much? yeah its kinda nasty, but it doesn't warrant a paragraph of you slamming her.