Today, my girlfriend asked for me to come to her. Then move my head in close to her and close my eyes. Expecting a sweet and romantic kiss I positioned my lips for my surprise. My surprise wasn't a kiss, instead it was a nice crunchy booger she placed in my mouth with her finger. FML
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TO ALL: believe it or not my girlfriend is older then me and I'm 22. we have one of those immature/mature relationships. on a scale of 1 to 10 of being mad, I would say I was at an honest 1. on a scale of 1 to 10 of being surprised/humor I was at an all time 10. I got the booger out of my mouth and acted like I placed it in the trash can. 5 minutes later I wiped it on her lips. Not the same but good enough for me. Ive always told her that when you go digging for gold you should always share with the towns people. So she did, lol. I cant blame her cuz I would do the same to her.
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som_fml 0
dating four-year-olds has that disadvantage.
Horde 8
Surprise her with a huge slap as a sign of your admiration
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Ninjaface 0
You should have asked for her to take her clothes off. Then lie on the couch and close her eyes. Expecting a long, hard screwing, she would open her legs for her surprise. Her surprise wouldn't be sex, it would be a big log of crap that you placed in her ****** with your gloved hand.
him51772 0
BRILLIANT
audsninefour 0
That's screwed up, you sick bastard.
Bertha5 0
eeeewwww. dirttyy
quickdog93 4
ugh i gaged
jakeidk 0
awww who cares? you've been eating 'em all along when you make out with her. (cuz she probably eats 'em too)
klutz0007 0
That's freaking disgusting. I hope you slapped her in the face.
ILoveBlair 0
Ew! Thats gross, tell her to grow up.
danielalahh 0
thats disguisting, she needs to grow up. not even my 5 year old sister does that.
Maus_fml 0
Your five year old sister seductively asks you to come close to her with your eyes closed and lips puckered? how very strange
NoneOfTheAbove 0
Where did you find her O_o
lucifer69_fml 0
I hope this was in the kitchen.... if not then WHAT THE **** WAS SHE DOING
hatemylife6 0
eww wtf ?! thaats disgustinng ! you shouuld do the same to her , then dump her righht then and there !