Today, my girlfriend asked for me to come to her. Then move my head in close to her and close my eyes. Expecting a sweet and romantic kiss I positioned my lips for my surprise. My surprise wasn't a kiss, instead it was a nice crunchy booger she placed in my mouth with her finger. FML
TattedAsian tells us more.
TO ALL: believe it or not my girlfriend is older then me and I'm 22. we have one of those immature/mature relationships. on a scale of 1 to 10 of being mad, I would say I was at an honest 1. on a scale of 1 to 10 of being surprised/humor I was at an all time 10. I got the booger out of my mouth and acted like I placed it in the trash can. 5 minutes later I wiped it on her lips. Not the same but good enough for me. Ive always told her that when you go digging for gold you should always share with the towns people. So she did, lol. I cant blame her cuz I would do the same to her.
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som_fml 0
dating four-year-olds has that disadvantage.
Horde 8
Surprise her with a huge slap as a sign of your admiration
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Comments (312)
tytygood 0
You're all way to stuck up.
l1douchhe1l 0
u should have cum all up in her nose while she was sleeping
UnluckyGirl13_fml 0
My bf has put a loogie (A mix of spit + snot) in my mouth why we where kissing. I made him think I swallowed it and then spit it back in his face. We both laughed our asses off. He hasn't done it since though. lol
chrisx22 0
this is ****** gross. what a creep
Hockeylover87_71 0
your girlfriend is disgusting :(
saladgirl123 0
there is no way a girl cld b that nasty....
Lia_Mackenzie 4
OP, I read your comment, and I've lost all respect for both of you. I'm your age, and that's pretty stupid/insulting. **** both of your lives - grow up.
TattedAsian 0
But I'm a ******* douchebag and I'm desperate to be loved... =(
jmateo_95 0
GET A REAL GIRL....NOT A ******* PIG WHO FEEDS u SHIT WHEN U MAKE OUT
iloverudy12 0
did you hit her in the face?
kiwicutie_101 0
she's a keeper(: