Today, my girlfriend asked for me to come to her. Then move my head in close to her and close my eyes. Expecting a sweet and romantic kiss I positioned my lips for my surprise. My surprise wasn't a kiss, instead it was a nice crunchy booger she placed in my mouth with her finger. FML
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TO ALL: believe it or not my girlfriend is older then me and I'm 22. we have one of those immature/mature relationships. on a scale of 1 to 10 of being mad, I would say I was at an honest 1. on a scale of 1 to 10 of being surprised/humor I was at an all time 10. I got the booger out of my mouth and acted like I placed it in the trash can. 5 minutes later I wiped it on her lips. Not the same but good enough for me. Ive always told her that when you go digging for gold you should always share with the towns people. So she did, lol. I cant blame her cuz I would do the same to her.
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som_fml 0
dating four-year-olds has that disadvantage.
Horde 8
Surprise her with a huge slap as a sign of your admiration
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BoostaRoosta 0
do the same thing to her but instead of booger, shit in her mouth
_Paul_88 0
I would have jabbed her in the throat, with a pen!
deathcab7 0
oh.my. i think i just died a little on the inside. :/
choosemusic 0
classy.
Jenmaree 9
I would dump someone if they did that to me.
skrotty 0
spread the word to all yours and her mates and drop her off in middle of nowhere while going on a surprise "date", dump that fugly tart
Juniorman 0
maybe u should leave that retard
audsninefour 0
Oh she's a keeper...
42billybob 5
seduce them into a false sense of security to set them up for a good hit. if you've done that then it's totally fair game. also you're a man. take a joke like a man, or turn in your testicles right now.
quotecentral 0
LOL