Today, my girlfriend and I were waiting for the bus. The weather had been cold and snowy recently, and I realized I'd forgotten my transit card. She nonetheless got on the bus without me. I had to walk it alone in the snow. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I spent an hour in a snowstorm waiting for my bus to show up. After I got fed up, I decided to just clean off my car and drive to work. After I was halfway finished swiping off the snow and ice stuck to my car, the bus drove right past me. FML
Today, I had to take two buses home from a friend's house. After waiting in the cold for the second bus for 40 minutes, it finally came and I realized that I'd left my wallet on the first bus. It took me 2 hours to walk home and I was locked out because my house key is attached to my wallet. FML
Today, like every day, I had to walk to my bus stop. The only difference today is there was snow and ice over everything. Not only did I slip and fall, soaking both myself and the contents of my bag, the bus driver saw me there at the bus stop and drove straight past. FML
Today, I waited over 30 minutes in freezing cold weather for my bus. When it finally arrived, I went to get on board, but slipped and fell on the icy ground. The driver waited a whole 2 seconds before snorting, "Ain't nobody got time for this shit", closing the doors, and driving off. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went on a Snowshoeing date. I felt sick and suggested we turn back. He said I could wait in the car and continued on the date alone. He was gone for hours, while I was stuck alone in a national park with no cell reception, food, or water. FML
Today, I gave a homeless man my last bit of spare change so he could get on the bus. Just as I was about to get on too, I realized I'd lost my bus card. I had to get off the bus and watch as the man waved at me through the window. FML
Today, I took the bus home after visiting a friend. Standing in front of my house, I realized that I had forgotten my keys. They were still in my car, which I had parked at my friend's place and forgotten. FML
Today, I was walking on my crutches towards the bus through the rain. The bus driver looked into my eyes, punching the button to close the doors while I was still a few meters away. As he drove off, he kept his eyes on me, while I had to wait for another 15 minutes for the next bus in the rain. FML
Today, I missed my bus, so I walked home in the rain from school, only to realize my mom had been following me the whole time in the car, laughing her ass off. FML
Today, I snuck out to go see my girlfriend. When I got to her house, I left my bike out front and we went on a nice walk around the block. We passed a homeless-looking woman going the opposite way. About ten minutes later, the same woman passed us, on my bike. FML
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Top comments
LauraTheKiwi 0
Somebody has a nice girlfriend.
saltz 0
what's funny about this is the double standard. if a guy had left his gf everyone would be up in arms about how she should dump him but if it's a guy then he's a little bitch for complaining. for all you women out there who want sexual "equality" remember this: equality is a two way street.
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Comments (120)
mtc4ever 0
um... bitch?
Erindub 0
She couldn't have double swipped her card? I'd have walked with you : (
Sammara 0
You wanted HER to walk in the freezing cold because YOU forgot YOUR pass? Chivalry really is dead.
delcoo_baby 0
Screw chivalry, what about love? I'm a girl with a boyfriend who I love and I don't care how cold it is, I wouldn't leave my boyfriend to walk alone in the snow.
dipsetgirl26 0
Wow wat a selfish bitch
Jakobem 0
That sucks
DeservedIt 0
Perfect relationship: both partners make sacrifices for each other on their own initiative. None asks the other one to make sacrifices, but the other makes them nonetheless. Girls who expect to be treated like a little princess and guys who want to be treated like kings should be left behind in the case of a zombie outbreak. Once contaminated, you can have the enjoyment of shooting them without risking legal trouble. Anyway, are people stupid? Why do some people think their partner is dying to be someone's obedient slave? For sex? Anyone can pay for sex or even get it free without commitments...
AmberAnodyne 0
why didn't she just pay for you? jeez. its Judy bus fare ._.
Emily62995 0
same thing happened to me but it was my boyfriend and his friends stole my hoodie
FizzMyLizz 0
*sarcasm* what a great girlfriend i woulda been mad as hell.