Today, I waited over 30 minutes in freezing cold weather for my bus. When it finally arrived, I went to get on board, but slipped and fell on the icy ground. The driver waited a whole 2 seconds before snorting, "Ain't nobody got time for this shit", closing the doors, and driving off. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I spent an hour in a snowstorm waiting for my bus to show up. After I got fed up, I decided to just clean off my car and drive to work. After I was halfway finished swiping off the snow and ice stuck to my car, the bus drove right past me. FML
Today, like every day, I had to walk to my bus stop. The only difference today is there was snow and ice over everything. Not only did I slip and fall, soaking both myself and the contents of my bag, the bus driver saw me there at the bus stop and drove straight past. FML
Today, I finally got to take the bus to the store on this icy cold day. I got there at 1 pm and found it closed. Their website said they'd open late at 10 am. Then, I missed a bus home and had to walk back in the ice and sludge. I slipped, fell on my ass, and my shoes and socks got soaked in dirty ice water. FML
Today, I was running late and rushing to a waiting bus. I made it to the doors just as they closed. I knocked desperately, hoping the driver would let me in. He hovered his hand over the button for a few seconds, then flipped me off, and drove away laughing. FML
Today, I was walking on my crutches towards the bus through the rain. The bus driver looked into my eyes, punching the button to close the doors while I was still a few meters away. As he drove off, he kept his eyes on me, while I had to wait for another 15 minutes for the next bus in the rain. FML
Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML
Today, I waited thirty minutes for a bus that stopped running three weeks ago. FML
Today, I woke up late and rushed to catch the bus. I sprinted heroically, slipped on wet pavement, and skidded directly into a puddle deep enough to baptize me. The driver waited just long enough to make eye contact before closing the doors and leaving. FML
Today, I was walking to the bus stop. I saw a chunk of ice and attempted to kick it. Sadly it was frozen to the ground, so I fell, broke my toe, and missed the bus. Even the bus driver was laughing as he drove by. FML
Today, I was getting on a bus, the driver shut the door on me while I was half way inside. Instead of apologizing to me, he criticized me for getting in the way. FML
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lovecrazy12 14
You should call and complain about him...that's just rude
MrMizzouBound 7
"Ain't nobody got time fo dat!" - broke black lady with a burnt down apartment
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lovecrazy12 14
You should call and complain about him...that's just rude
chilearmy123 4
JUST LIKE THE MEME! IS IT THE SAME PERSON?!
102Percent 5
Well the driver wasnt THAT rude, he waited a whole TWO seconds! How polite! Nah he was a dick.
SirCharles83 13
I thought Canadians were nice eh? Canada eh
Rogersmoonshine 7
Seriously complain about that OP. Asshole bus drivers are the worst.
Opheliac73 8
That's so cold-hearted! Icy no reason for him to be like that. You should go tell on him and get him bus-ted.
KeannaLove 32
What a dick
SonOfAMitch 14
That's also where he should be kicked!
Beeftinkle 13
Kicked in the what! I agree
sens3sfailing 25
#2- that's what she said! *looks around waiting for reaction then slowly recedes back into my cave*
tsk14 9
Shouldn't be that hard to swallow haha
teentee401 37
*waves pitchfork at 96* And stay in there!
VannahJane 17
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I feel bad for you but thats a damn cool bus driver
syley 5
If you think jerks are cool might I inquire on your thoughts about people who are worse than jerks, such as dictators, terrorists, etc.
EsotericBrent 29
I don't usually consider bus drivers who ditch me, or anyone else, in the cold as "damn cool."
SerenaSerenadex3 13
You two must be related; it seems as if you have the same douchebag gene.
His_Holiness 18
In all fairness imagine working as a bus driver...It seems like it would be hard to have a good day.
Laurenluvz 11
38, Well honestly, if you can't handle doing something as easy as waiting a few extra minutes to allow someone to get back on their feet after being hurt, I don't think anyone who is incapable to do is is really qualified to be a bus driver (in my opinion). I've seen drivers handle extremely difficult situations that are nothing compared to this.
BlackIce911 17
Did you mean "damn cold" instead of cool?
DanielleinDC 34
I think you mean "damn cold"--as in cold-hearted. And I had to double-check to see that OP is NOT in DC and therefore was not trying to catch a Metrobus. And OP, I hope you got the bus number and can complain about what a total schmuck that driver is. But if the bus system in your area is anything like ours, it won't do a whole lot of good.
xxenforcerxx 4
people can be such douches
MrMizzouBound 7
"Ain't nobody got time fo dat!" - broke black lady with a burnt down apartment
BigShOtz07 5
I got bronchitis!
gc327072 31
Went to the cellar to get me a COL' POP!
lVluse 15
"I ran outside, I didn't get no shoes or nothin'"
eccentricchic 5
Eat a fat one and choke mr. Mizzou bound people who laugh at others misfortune are miserable self loathing freaks guess misery truly does love company smh
kakarot2 11
You all need Jesus.
eccentricchic 5
Wow that was fast , so basically ppl can be openly racist and disgustingly insensitive to others economical / social status but my comment is removed b/c I find the above mentioned offensive. The irony of this is too much this is an fml if I ever saw one.... Bite me fml and maggot brained moron who thought his comment was funny
knoxxx 22
I ran fo my life!
Laurenluvz 11
People are honestly just saying every word she says now. I can see "Y'all need Jesus/I got bronchitis/etc" being reasonable.. But quoting every word she says...
stsguitar23 4
You must be fun at parties
Bigger_than_Jesu 5
So 60, what you're saying is "ain't nobody got time for that shit"?
Baybiiie 11
#5-Hahaha yes!!!
botanistjessica 24
This is completely pointless and off subject...but hello #5, I go to Mizzou. The school is okay but Columbia sucks ass.
Lasagnaa 24
I thought somebody was bah-bee-que-in!!
witchdoctor1 9
"I was like oh lawd jeezus it's a farh!"
toastedjellybowl 7
You need to choke.
Born2die 11
maybe the driver was on the way to go get himself a cold pop
toyotita4 3
Oh Jesus and safari!
knoxxx 22
@60 Actually, OP did run fo their life so it's a reasonable reference.
R00ST3R 12
I thought Canadians were nice?
iBeCareless 7
Most are, but just like everywhere else, people are rude.
KeannaLove 32
I used to live in Vermont and I never once met a Canadian that was pleasant. I'm sure in the western part they're nice but most definitely not Quebec.
Axipiter 24
Oh, if you met Quebecers, I definitely feel for you. I live in Ontario and was a third class citizen in Kaybec.
ropeandneck 7
pour 32 et 72.... Je suis Québécois, et fièrement. tout changement est très lent à percevoir ici, je vous l'accorde. Les gens du Québec sont fiers, très attachés à leurs traditions et à la supposée supériorité de l'archétype du Québecois pure laine. Si vous avez l'occasion de discuter avec des Québécois de moins de 30 ans, votre idée des gens d'ici changera, j'en suis confiant. les esprits s'ouvrent, les nôtres se font accueillants... par contre les jurons sont toujours omniprésents, tabarnaque...
RoperGirl203 9
87. This is 'MURIKA.
Teyros 24
Come to B.C! We're friendly over here :D
Sputnikspak 13
I live in Quebec, and I'm hardly what you'd call an unfriendly person. I'm an Anglo living in Quebec, and I have best friends in both languages. I also used to go shopping in Vermont, and was never rude to anyone. My parents had a summer home in upstate NY, I spent plenty of time in the States, and the only people who were rude to me were this crazy evangelical family that didn't like me because I'd never been to church. Are there rude people in Quebec? Of course there are. There are rude people everywhere. But like everywhere, if you act like an entitled asshole, people will treat you like you're an entitled asshole - which is why you get Anglos treating some Francophones like crap, and vice versa. It's less apparent in the younger generations - I went to an English CEGEP and my entire circle of friends was Francophone. One of my best friends lives outside of Quebec city, she learned to speak English from reading BATMAN COMICS, and she writes in English better than some English majors I know. In other words, unfair generalization is unfair. Assholes are a universal problem.
t765234 10
Says the guy with the stereotypical/insulting pro-canada profile picture.
DanielleinDC 34
Hey, 115, that's a joke, dude. I believe someone mocked that up shortly after George W. Bush was "reelected" president. The green part is comprised of the states that voted for John Kerry, plus Canada. The red is comprised of the states that voted for Dubya.
patacus 14
you've obviously never had to work retail in upstate ny. quebecers are the absolute worst. and for some reason id say 6 out of 10 of them always question the price *points at the clearly marked price tag* is this zee price? you give me zee deescount? oh and id say 9 out of 10 of them raise their hand/finger (and sometimes snap at you like a dog) when they want help. rather than just saying "excuse me, can you help me please?" >_<
Tigerlilly101 1
Wow, i live in Manitoba as well i would really love to know what bus this was as i use transit everyday to get to and from work.
WolfAtTheDoor 7
Yes, OP...I'm sure the driver wasn't referring to your brutal and painful accident, but instead, has Bron-KITE-us! In all seriousness though, what a douchebag. Better luck next time, hope you're able to complain on him.
Angelrose2004 17
I totally don't get this. Is "bron-KITE-us" supposed to be a pun or something?
Laurenluvz 11
I'm not sure.. I'm guessing its some way to avoid completely spelling bronchitis? Though its not even that difficult to spell..
redpanda11 10
It's a reference to a YouTube video about a woman named sweet brown...look it up before you press thumbs down. The comment makes sense if you understand the reference.
LiterOfCola 16
75: contractions? ;)
LiterOfCola 16
I just like the irony haha no big deal though
WolfAtTheDoor 7
Thank you, redpanda, that's exactly it. I can spell bronchitis just fine--it was meant to be spelled the way it was pronounced in the video. Sorry for the confusion.
lostcrazydiamond 10
If you were just sitting there, YDI. However, if you were trying to get up, he's a jerk for not waiting.
crazytwinsmom 25
Read the fml
lostcrazydiamond 10
I did. She said he waited a whole two seconds. That's enough time to start getting up.
no_lungs 16
She sat on the ground holding her knee, moaning for five minutes like when they fall in family guy, duh! Aint nobody got time for that..
no_lungs 16
He*
Laurenluvz 11
#27, You clearly haven't slipped and hurt yourself. It's happened to me before. I went ice skating once and it resulted in me not being able to feel my leg for about 5 minutes since my foot bent the wrong way. I had to have people help me up. You don't know how severely OP was hurt. OP didn't really deserve it. The driver was just being an impatient crybaby in my opinion.
dmoran20 27
Reading is fundamental #11, but obviously you don't have time for that...
crazytwinsmom 25
Reading vs comprehending.
crazytwinsmom 25
In all fairness to 11, maybe "I went to get on board, but slipped and fell" means something different (still sitting on the bench?) in her culture.
DanielleinDC 34
Have you ever slipped and fallen on icy or wet ground, #27? It's not a lot of fun, believe me. And it takes more than two seconds to gather yourself and get up so you go on with what you were doing.
Kalipczo 21
That sucks and was probably pretty embarrassing. You should call the bus company and complain. Then he'll "got time for that."
b_rizo 6
one of the rare times that saying "then He'll got time for that" is hilarious and appropriate