Today, my girlfriend and I were waiting for the bus. The weather had been cold and snowy recently, and I realized I'd forgotten my transit card. She nonetheless got on the bus without me. I had to walk it alone in the snow. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I spent an hour in a snowstorm waiting for my bus to show up. After I got fed up, I decided to just clean off my car and drive to work. After I was halfway finished swiping off the snow and ice stuck to my car, the bus drove right past me. FML
Today, I had to take two buses home from a friend's house. After waiting in the cold for the second bus for 40 minutes, it finally came and I realized that I'd left my wallet on the first bus. It took me 2 hours to walk home and I was locked out because my house key is attached to my wallet. FML
Today, like every day, I had to walk to my bus stop. The only difference today is there was snow and ice over everything. Not only did I slip and fall, soaking both myself and the contents of my bag, the bus driver saw me there at the bus stop and drove straight past. FML
Today, I waited over 30 minutes in freezing cold weather for my bus. When it finally arrived, I went to get on board, but slipped and fell on the icy ground. The driver waited a whole 2 seconds before snorting, "Ain't nobody got time for this shit", closing the doors, and driving off. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went on a Snowshoeing date. I felt sick and suggested we turn back. He said I could wait in the car and continued on the date alone. He was gone for hours, while I was stuck alone in a national park with no cell reception, food, or water. FML
Today, I gave a homeless man my last bit of spare change so he could get on the bus. Just as I was about to get on too, I realized I'd lost my bus card. I had to get off the bus and watch as the man waved at me through the window. FML
Today, I took the bus home after visiting a friend. Standing in front of my house, I realized that I had forgotten my keys. They were still in my car, which I had parked at my friend's place and forgotten. FML
Today, I was walking on my crutches towards the bus through the rain. The bus driver looked into my eyes, punching the button to close the doors while I was still a few meters away. As he drove off, he kept his eyes on me, while I had to wait for another 15 minutes for the next bus in the rain. FML
Today, I missed my bus, so I walked home in the rain from school, only to realize my mom had been following me the whole time in the car, laughing her ass off. FML
Today, I snuck out to go see my girlfriend. When I got to her house, I left my bike out front and we went on a nice walk around the block. We passed a homeless-looking woman going the opposite way. About ten minutes later, the same woman passed us, on my bike. FML
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LauraTheKiwi 0
Somebody has a nice girlfriend.
saltz 0
what's funny about this is the double standard. if a guy had left his gf everyone would be up in arms about how she should dump him but if it's a guy then he's a little bitch for complaining. for all you women out there who want sexual "equality" remember this: equality is a two way street.
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Comments (120)
sweetartlp 0
dump her
elghs2001 0
She's a bitch
slaggerr 0
A TRUE gentleman wouldn't even think twice about this situation. Yeah it sucks that you forgot your card, but don't make her suffer because you forgot. I would've said, "Babe, I forgot my card. I'm gonna run back home and get it. You get on the bus, and I'll meet you there." END OF STORY ydi
ColdGold 6
Why didn't you have your card? Why should your girl friend have to walk you back to where-ever to get your card that should have been in your pocket already? Try this: grow-up.
lcolla38 0
why couldn't she swipe her card for the both of you?......what a bitch
ClumsyJason 3
Are you dumb? The bus cards are meant to be swiped once for one ride for one person.
nobridgejustwate 0
Yeah, because you wouldn't do exactly the same thing in her situation. Who the hell wants to walk with their clearly whiny, needy, clingy boyfriend in the wet cold when THEY have their bus pass?? Plus, YDI. YOU forgot your bus pass. The way you're trying to make yourself sound smarter by adding 'nonetheless' in the wrong context makes me gag, so go back to school and learn your grammar pleaseandthankyou.
jmeg_fml 0
actually, there are no english grammar rules regulated by any sort of authoritative institution. this isn't to say that we all shouldn't attempt to follow basic grammar principles, but your point really is neither fair - after all, you have no idea if the point of adding that word was to make him sound smarter - nor accurate.
nobridgejustwate 0
Actually, you're wrong. There IS a governing method of grammar... it's called grammar. Grammar is a set method of written and spoken language. it's universal for the English language. imagine if it was different? PersonA: hi, how are you today? PersonB: I are okay
sn1992 0
I hope you don't expect her to stay and walk with you, you selfish prick.
jmeg_fml 0
hey op, your username is "kippis"... i did the same damn thing in finland. i had to walk 45 minutes to school. haha :)
lindsaylikeomg 0
I don't know what I'd do in this situation.. I'd be pissed that my boyfriend forgot his card and so I might get on the bus because it'd not MY fault, not MY problem.. but it's my boyfriend.... so I'd probably just forgive him because it's an honest mistake and walk with him. I guess it depends what he's like. if he forgets things all the time, then I'd do the first one. If it was a one time thing I'd do the second one. guess it depends..
nightELFassasin6 0
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