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pudh Melbourne, Australia 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. It got hot and intense and we were really into it, until she blurted out, "Oh baby, rub your penis against mine". FML

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Author's comment (pu): For the record, I did not make her feel crap about it. We laughed about it for hours before posting it on FML.

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purelymixed 17

Woah! Maybe you need to take a closer look

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I feel like the story is missing something...

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Comments (185)

ccastillo7 11

Uh what? You were making love but she wanted you to rub your penis against hers? Then where was your penis going into to make love?

wanderer_alone 8

Bite the bullet and suck her dick

goofballjones 6

Ugh there's always that guy that calls it making love.

Tannasgh 22

Mr. Softie

Likian5 26

~JustThaiThings~

pjmohr33 5

What? Explain please?

mazor 22

Are you that stupid, or you are just pretending?

FalloutScrolls 25

Anyone else's gag reflex trigger?

Nish007 15

sounds like she was having a bad words day

magiotti 10

Did no one else actually understand what she meant?

mazor 22

It seems so. You call it American education

RandomRaveDude 10

I hope she just made a mistake... FYL.