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pudh Melbourne, Australia 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. It got hot and intense and we were really into it, until she blurted out, "Oh baby, rub your penis against mine". FML

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Author's comment (pu): For the record, I did not make her feel crap about it. We laughed about it for hours before posting it on FML.

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purelymixed 17

Woah! Maybe you need to take a closer look

beeferjay 34

I feel like the story is missing something...

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fluffydress 2

This made me laugh out loud!!! Great story!!

YiRules 7

Maybe she hadn't finished at the time? Rub your penis against my ******/…

MadInTheMorning 10

Well I mean... Technically she's not wrong.

lumene 17

Does she have a ******** like a hyena?

tiredofwaiting 25

Is there something your gf isn't telling you?

SUN_lover 19

This is hilarious! XD

orsombre_fml 11

Sooooo... How did she explain it afterwards...? Please give us more details, OP !

Alup132 22

With all the news recently, I would think you'd realize that Your girlfriend Caitlyn is actually a guy. You better start calling her Bruce from now on.

zfigs 0

Hellooooooo......... where are all of the comments?