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pudh Melbourne, Australia 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. It got hot and intense and we were really into it, until she blurted out, "Oh baby, rub your penis against mine". FML

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Author's comment (pu): For the record, I did not make her feel crap about it. We laughed about it for hours before posting it on FML.

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Does it matter? She's a she

Well yes, it kind of does. People have certain preferences, and if he is straight, obviously having a person with a penis isn't what he wanted. She could have told him before initiating anything.

You need to man up OP!I'm sure hers is not as big as yours!But if I'm wrong, you need to run,RUN!

WHAAAAAAAA O.O That has to be the most awkward thing you'll ever hear from your partner. (Vice Versa)

Was it in a deep manly voice?

I THINK I FOUND BRUCE JENNER!!!

You're a jerk off #30.

Correction - Caitlyn Jenner ;)

Are you sure girlfriend's a girl?

hoosiergirl94 31

Did her name used to be Bruce, by chance?

You mean boyfriend *ack*

Transphobic much?

jezka374 15

Well, rub it against hers!!

It sounded better in her head