pudh
Melbourne, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. It got hot and intense and we were really into it, until she blurted out, "Oh baby, rub your penis against mine". FML
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purelymixed 17
Woah! Maybe you need to take a closer look
beeferjay 34
I feel like the story is missing something...
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graceinsheepwear 34
Maybe she was going to slip into some form of old English and didn't finish her sentence: "Oh baby, rub your penis against mine ******."
laden_swallow09 35
Uhh, he does have a penis, though. It's called the ********. All that's different is the location of the urethra.
bigeyez25 6
sounds like a fun time lmao
reu6797 4
oh wow lol
32RH 10
She's got that smile She's got the walk She's got the talk She's got that zing There's just one thing She's got a penis
EvilTurtle 35
agt!
Zgoda 3
But... did you rubbed?
kameronn_lynn 9
Omg?
NewUser2016 1
I'm awaiting her post ... She must be so traumatized.. Was it her first time trying to talk dirty while having sex with you
AlphDelind 5
I already replied! Wasn't traumatised! Was in hysterics though! That too for days.. It happened as a brain fart!
hateredblast 7
An honest mistake. I doubt she has one!
mattrd_fml 31
well, did you?