pudh
Melbourne, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. It got hot and intense and we were really into it, until she blurted out, "Oh baby, rub your penis against mine". FML
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purelymixed 17
Woah! Maybe you need to take a closer look
beeferjay 34
I feel like the story is missing something...
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dylanhasemann13 6
Did you suck her dick while eating her pussy?
kells1124 14
settle down
citrusglass 22
Maybe she's actually a boy trapped in a girl's body...transgender?
Badkarma4u 17
Doesn't matter, had sex
MRSwick2525 23
My eyes just popped out of their sockets when I read that last line. OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!
fatman1970 25
Is she from Thailand?
cookie1207 19
Lol! So whats the rest of the story?!
Talis99 26
I feel like she meant to say, "against me." Dude, give her a break and don't let a little slip up get out of hand.
MandieL 27
I agree. Most people aren't strategically thinking about dirty talk and most of it comes out stupid or nonsensical. Mistakes like this can actually be considered a good thing, laughable, but good because she is obviously so engrossed in the pleasure that her brain didn't allow her to choose the proper words.
iAlissa 34
I agree. If it's any consolation, I sound like a feral cat in heat when I attempt to talk dirty. It's high-pitched, unappealing and annoying
austinpk 14
Can I test that theory?.
austinpk 14
Jk
Clifford92 5
Who cares it was a mistake. If it were really making love you would laugh it off and still make love. I hope you did "rub one off." If you did i hope your happy with making your gf feel like crap.
seniji 8
caitlyn Jenner must not have gotten use to her missing junk
jgiles09 17
Lmfao this happened when me and my boyf were having a bit of dirty talk he said mmmm get your c*ck in my p*ssy or something along those lines I laughed out loud and we still laugh about it now