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pudh Melbourne, Australia 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. It got hot and intense and we were really into it, until she blurted out, "Oh baby, rub your penis against mine". FML

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Author's comment (pu): For the record, I did not make her feel crap about it. We laughed about it for hours before posting it on FML.

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Woah! Maybe you need to take a closer look

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Was she face down or something...actually this is more like what position you two were doing...

ahippienamedrae 10

Sorry, but I laughed really hard at this one.

Tracyt029 5

I am dying laughing right now!!!

quarterbird 18

WTF?????????

Awkward

Goblin182 27

Yeah, that would make you double shift. Then probably start laughing.

This story is missing some pieces. We need a followup please

Lol that's an embarrassing slip of the tongue... but plenty of people say stupid things on accident during sex... I know I myself am a bit too preoccupied to worry about. making sure I don't say something stupid. and if I do my husband and I laugh about it. hopefully you took it in stride and didn't make her feel like Crap. take it as a compliment that you were making her feel awesome

yeah that's enough to kill the mood

is she transgender?