pudh
Melbourne, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. It got hot and intense and we were really into it, until she blurted out, "Oh baby, rub your penis against mine". FML
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purelymixed 17
Woah! Maybe you need to take a closer look
beeferjay 34
I feel like the story is missing something...
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mo3zz 13
How long have you guys been together for you to not notice either her gender or gender preference? you can't possibly be that close to start with!
Keiraquarium 12
I think OP's girlfriend just made a mistake
chase2208 10
Did she end up having a penis or was it a simple brain fart? If it was the 2nd idk I feel like personally I'd be able to get over it in the heat of the moment
dagarr 11
I can't tell if she was joking or actually ment it
NostalgiaFreak9 43
It was a brain fart.
FatherPlatypus 8
Surprise!
Croooow 11
That would probably ruin the moment for me, but in a good way (if such a thing could be said to exist). I'd be laughing too hard to continue.
wembleyfraggle 2
While odd, this is an understandable grammatical mistake. The referent for "mine" in her head could have, and very likely WAS, her ******, she just didn't have the wherewithal to be explicit because most of her brain power was taken up by the activity. Separately, depending on the size of her ********, she could privately conceptualize it as a small penis, which isn't horribly abnormal, especially if she is a biology student or has a developed knowledge of human embroynic development.
zarrganaut 17
I hope that was an accident lol. In which case, **** her life.
fabcade 14
this needs more explanation.
dirtbikeguy 14
funniest thing ive heard all day
mazor 22
No it does not.