pudh
Melbourne, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. It got hot and intense and we were really into it, until she blurted out, "Oh baby, rub your penis against mine". FML
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purelymixed 17
Woah! Maybe you need to take a closer look
beeferjay 34
I feel like the story is missing something...
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LadyLuck93 20
o_O
beastmode4212 11
At that moment OP's girlfriend knew she ****** up.
corky1992 33
So..does she have one?! lol We're all curious here.
scarlett3diaz 24
Sucks OP, just rub it out.
HeadlessSparrow 20
Were you making love with Carmen, Mac?
YourOpinionSucks 22
Haha, sunny reference!
1dvs_bstd 41
Well, shit. That's one way to kill a boner for ages.
graceinsheepwear 34
OP's AND his girlfriend's!
1dvs_bstd 41
The person with the biggest one gets to be the man.
amileah13 26
Wait, you didn't know? Or was it an accidental comment like she was just really deep in the moment?
gabobi91 19
Pretty safe bet that it was just a slip of the tongue.
KingLewisII 34
well that's one way to tell your boyfriend about your sex change
Kielnmsoftly 26
There aren't chick with dicks, only dudes with ****!
KaidensCrow 18
girls can get dicks... . it's easier to dig a hole then build a pole, but they can still do it lol
OysterPearls 33
One's genitalia does not always have to determine their gender. Gender and sex are two different things.
whatarethisss 23
They're called "sheales"
whatarethisss 23
Shemales*
MrGibbs25 20
haha that is the funniest damn thing I have heard all day .