Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. She was on top, and...

By bad in the sack - 05/07/2014 04:26 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. She was on top, and then stopped, got off, and said, "Let's go get ice cream." I think this was her way of telling me I suck at sex. FML

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Saturday 5 July 2014 16:41

If she was on top she was in control, why should it be your fault?

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Saturday 5 July 2014 16:40

Or maybe she just has different priorities, or A.D.D... But you probably do suck in this case.

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acanedo 17

Sunday 7 December 2014 2:45

She was on top-in control. Not your fault she can't keep the control. When you're on the bottom you just lay back and enjoy it ;)

WarmBuns 11

Saturday 7 November 2015 23:52

She sucks since she was doing the work on top. Dont worry OP.

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