Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate and planning on having sex for the first time. I picked her up off the couch, and in so doing, accidentally lifted her too high, putting her head through the ceiling. She had a mild concussion. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend was getting up to leave and I, trying to be romantic, got up behind her and tried to swing her back down onto the bed and kiss her simultaneously, misjudged the distance and threw her into the wall, her head then bounced off the wall and into my forehead, spraining her nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML
Today, I learned that I do not possess the upper body, core, or leg strength to hold my girlfriend up during sex. I simultaneously collapsed and dropped her onto her coffee table. We are now both being treated at the hospital; her for glass wounds, me for a concussion. FML
Today, I drove my girlfriend home around 11pm to her garage where we started to have sex. When she came to climax she slipped and hit her head. Her parents heard the crash and came down; we were both still naked, and she was unconscious. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and steamy in the shower, until I slipped and fell backwards into the shower curtain, which caused me to hit the back of my head on the toilet seat, and the bar of the shower curtain to land on my throat. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in his car. We were in the front seat and I was on top. My ass hit the horn and scared my boyfriend so bad, he jumped, causing me to hit my head so hard that I swear I got a concussion. FML
Today, after vacuuming, I struggled to pull the nozzle attachment out. I yanked it too hard and it flew out, hitting me in the face and causing my head to jerk back into the wall behind me. My girlfriend had to drive me to the hospital for my concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Feeling goofy, I thought it’d be funny to try to reenact that horrible sex scene from the movie Showgirls. I threw my body back, but completely lost my balance and smashed my head on the headboard. I ended up with a bad concussion and a huge hospital bill. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and my boyfriend thought it would be cute to carry me to bed. He knocked my head on the door frame and I pretended it didn't hurt because he felt so bad, but I shouldn't have. I was rushed to the hospital hours later with a concussion. FML
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giantsfan2010 23
Into the ceiling? Are you superman?
bravesfan112233 0
FINISH HER!!!
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Comments (419)
danielxp 0
noob. just kidding ;)
TheWindowLicker 13
I only wish you were recording it.....so we could see her head go through the roof..
bsc23 8
I call bullshit. no ceiling is that low. you yourself wouldve hit your head. lame!!!
bheikki 0
not true. same thing happen with my boyfriend and I but I was also put thru a ceiling fan right after that
joa76 3
Some places have sloped roofs that make the outside rooms of the top floor have rather low ceilings. My room in the house I used to live in was about 8 ft, maybe 9, at the highest point and about 2 at the lowest (obviously that edge of the room was mostly useless). The majority of the room was level (it doesn't slope the whole way, just on the edges), but I couldn't stand on my bed without touching the ceiling, and I'm only 5'2" (though my bed was admittedly taller than normal, since it had storage space underneath). So yes, it's possible for a ceiling to be that low.
MangoGurl 0
must have low ceilings or something hu
ninito00 1
So... you lifted her above your head? That's the only way I see this scenario being possible, unless you were crouching and your ceiling is less than five feet high. I'm calling BS on this one.
marykita_94 0
Lol epic fail
projectpat007 1
idiot
im_awsome 2
yur pic?
LogicPolice 0
I can't believe your picture hasn't been taken down yet, how old are you anyway?
every1luvsvag 10
Well played, Mr. Boners.
talhoino 0
uhhh why would you lift her that high...
xXshadowrollerXx 6
I think the worst part is, they didn't even get to have sex. Now he's definitely not getting any for a LONG time.