Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. We are both virgins. After we kissed and I took down my pants, she screamed and said "That THING is going to break me." We never did it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, with whom I am genuinely in love. Right after I'd got the condom on, she said, "You do know this is break-up sex, right?" FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years and I decided to have sex for the first time. When we were in the room, finally ready to start, she confessed that she had never seen a penis before. To make her more comfortable, I showed her mine. At the sight of it, well, she actually fainted. FML
Today, I was all set to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. I was ecstatic, until she threatened to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her. The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to lose my boner, and have to leave in shame. FML
Today, as things were getting hot with my girlfriend, it came up that I'm a virgin. She broke up with me. FML
Today, I went all the way for the first time with my girlfriend. After I had finished, she asked me, "What just happened? Was that sex?" I wasn't sure either. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend for the first time, and she reached down to feel me up. When her hands got there, she stopped and said, "You're not even hard..." I was. FML
Today, I was messing with my boyfriend in my basement. We are both virgins and he wanted to perform oral sex on me for the first time. Naked, we finally decided to try to have sex. We discovered the act is much harder than it may seem. We're both still virgins. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. He was so nervous, he broke down in tears after failing to unclasp my bra after multiple fumbling attempts. Mood? Ruined. FML
Today, I finally had sex, but I busted up her cervix, and now we are at the hospital. It was my first time, and now I don’t want to have sex again. FML
Today, after having had sex with my girlfriend for the first time the night before, she went to the doctor. He said she's still physically a virgin. FML
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fudgepirate 0
be happy that u have a big dick!! many guys would be jealous!
FistFightingJesu 0
say "bitch relax, we'll make it fit."
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Comments (349)
grichie1994 0
I did that too. Haha. /:
Flying_chicken 0
Well, I mean, you didn't have sex but at least now you can be sure your dick is big.
Dibil 0
that sucks, fyl
Fiskars02 2
Ah yes this kind of stuff kills relationships for me. I myself have an over-averaged sized penis and all the girls i have dated say they wanna have sex, then they look at my penis and and break up with me the next day. I'm 17 and still a virgin. Oh well, i can wait for the right one.
JohnFR33M4N 0
Oh yeah, that's the reason they break up with you. You're too BIG.
rayraytheblaxica 0
that's good dude
NickoMazingxx 0
Your dick must be HUGE.
upsetman 0
lol righteous man! thats the same exact thing that happened to me my first time. only just a few more minutes later she came onto me and asked can we do it again while still tryna calm her ligs. take it as a compliment cause you got tha king ding a ling!
upsetman 0
lol righteous man! thats the same exact thing that happened to me my first time. only just a few more minutes later she came onto me and asked can we do it again while still tryna calm her ligs. take it as a compliment cause you got tha king ding a ling!
upsetman 0
lol righteous man! thats the same exact thing that happened to me my first time. only just a few more minutes later she came onto me and asked can we do it again while still tryna calm her ligs. take it as a compliment cause you got tha king ding a ling!
upsetman 0
lol righteous man! thats the same exact thing that happened to me my first time. only just a few more minutes later she came onto me and asked can we do it again while still tryna calm her ligs. take it as a compliment cause you got tha king ding a ling!