Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend at her house, and her dad saw us. She decided that she didn't feel like riding along when it was time for her dad to drive me home, and went to bed. I, on the other hand, got to have a 15-minute conversation about the merits of "physical boundaries." FML
Today, I was hooking up with my girlfriend when her dad knocked on the clear door that leads to the room. About 5 minutes later both of her parents came in to give us the "talk" which included the first time her parents did it. In detail. FML
Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house. She'd told me not to ring the doorbell and just come in so that I wouldn't wake her dad up. As I walked upstairs, her father walked out of the bathroom naked. We locked eyes. I can't get the image out of my head. FML
Today, while walking through the halls of my high school, my boyfriend and I shared a quick kiss. A young teacher walked by and told us to stop due to Personal Display of Affection rules at our school. She then looked at my boyfriend and told him he could do so much better. FML
Today, I was over at my boyfriend's house. One thing led to another and we were just getting to the good parts when his mom walked in. After a long, awkward pause, she said, "I like your socks" and walked out. She's a teacher at my high school. I have to see her every day. FML
Today, my girlfriend got a detention for public display of affection. We go to different schools. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML
Today, I was in school when I spotted my girlfriend in the hallway. I wanted to be all romantic and grab her like guys do in movies. I grabbed her wrist forcefully and pulled her out of the crowd. As I quickly leaned in to kiss her, I broke her nose. FML
Today, the girl I have a crush on came over to work on a project. My dad rushed into the room we were in, farted, and then ran out giggling. FML
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Top comments
taycandy96 2
omg....that mustve been akward...I wonder how daddy acted
slice_of_fried_g 0
a blaw jab?
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Comments (108)
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Well, it's not like the dad/principal didn't know already (unless you were both hiding your relationship from him). I highly doubt you'll get expelled or suspended just for kissing. Principals aren't allowed to do that (most schools only give a detention for kissing) despite how personally it affects them.
vaebouria 0
#13 yes that makes since if it was some ordinary random principal. since it happened to be her DAD, shit can happen, trust me.
glen12 0
in my school u would most likely to b expelled
hope20 0
sounds like you should go to a diffrent school
ConradKay 13
Detention for kissing?! In my school, kids kiss all the time, and nothing happens.
EllyH 0
ooooh you're in trouble now!!! :)
ApplePieHead 0
Woops, say you fell on her face
ibrett93 0
I bet you got that ass beat, huh?
p00nhandler 0
**** all the negitive comments, give the man props for puting it to the principals daughter! it's kinda like a big finger to the man too! **** yeah dude....
cam007_fml 0
Agreed.
toeknee33 0
I agree @ 19 ! true I mean your with the principals daughter and if she is hot that's a plus!
Erindub 0
Niiice one. It must've been awkward
rygm55 0
stab her dad in the eye with your raging boner!
eat_this_buddie 5
#20 ftw
crailboyne 0
for #24... one of the funniest things I've heard in a while
Yorih 19
If the comment is for #24 why didn't you post it on that comment...? O.o
ApplePieHead 0
haaaaa that would have been creepy
nonameLiz 0
And this is why you never date anyone with a principle as a dad
Forlorn420 9
Principal not principle. Just saying haha