Today, the girl I have a crush on came over to work on a project. My dad rushed into the room we were in, farted, and then ran out giggling. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for two years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML
Today, I saw my crush at the grocery store. He saw me and started walking towards me. I got so excited that I farted when he came near. FML
Today, I've been into this guy at work forever, and we've been flirting more and more lately. Today he came up behind me, but I didn't see him. He said "Hi!" and scared me so bad that I farted. FML
Today, my crush grabbed my butt while I was walking up the stairs. In surprise I farted. He won't even look me in the eyes now. FML
Today, after working alone in a room all day, I let a fart sneak out. Just then, my drop dead gorgeous boss and two new girls walked in. I could literally see them hit the stench and cringe. FML
Today, I went out to a restaurant with a girl I have been dating. The only conversation was about how proud she was of her fart during work earlier, and how she managed to clear out a section of the office. FML
Today, my crush invited me to her house and I ended up meeting her dad. Then she suddenly had to dash off because her boyfriend, whom I had no idea existed, unexpectedly had free time so they were going on a last minute date, which left me awkwardly sat there in the kitchen with her dad. FML
Today, feeling melancholic, I took a blanket out to the backyard and lay down to look at the clouds. My dad came out to ask me what I was doing. I told him, he smirked, squatted over my face, and farted. He then ran back inside and told my mom. She laughed. FML
Today, the guy I've had a crush on came over to my house. My Dad came in to see how we we're doing, looks at me and says "Man... You've REALLY been puttin' on the pounds!", pokes me in the stomach a few times, and leaves. FML
Today, I was working at a children's play centre, and my stomach was twisting and turning. Thinking no one was around, I let out a small fart, only to turn and see a little girl running to her mom, yelling, "Mommy! Mommy! That lady just farted and it sounded like daddy!" FML
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CasualZombie 6
is your dad Peter Griffin? and are you by any chance named Meg?
mwahaha1 0
your dad is my new hero
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Comments (202)
CasualZombie 6
is your dad Peter Griffin? and are you by any chance named Meg?
opendoorclosed 8
Tell the girl your dad fell of a bike a few years ago, and got brain damage. :D
btnhdude 0
okay opendoorclosed, your dad fell off a bike and got brain damage.
bbucaro98 0
did you smell it?
boyguydudemalema 0
what's up with giggling dad fmls these days . . . i noticed a raise in their numbers, either its the same giggling dad or there is just a whole bunch of em out there.
OceanBreathesSal 5
ok was I the only one that noticed 1 called the OP a girl at an attempt to make a joke. the OP is a guy so he cannot be Meg. sorry but it had to be said.
CasualZombie 6
well there is a 99% chance Meg is a lesbian.
The_Moustache 6
Well there is a 99% chance Meg is a guy.
tsim_fml 0
51 - I'm pretty sure Meg is a guy.
CasualZombie 6
haha that too.
JohannMedina 0
Kids these days. Oh wait, Dads these days.
Hosea11 0
LIKE!!!!
NomNomMuffin 5
**** that's funny :D
bfflrhea 0
yerr cute(;
hilda_kitty 16
57 - Meg is a girl from Family Guy. She's the daughter of Peter Griffin. Or at least that's what I think, never watched the series.
hilda_kitty 16
Wait, nevermind. Sorry 57, didn't realise that was a joke. IDIOTS UNITE!
jerica98 0
that's exactly what I thought!!
magentaballoon15 8
1 are u an idiot, OP is a guy , and is not likely Meg
smellymellyy 7
i LOVE your picture
omg_a_BALLOON 0
76, You're an idiot for not punctuating your sentence.
cody402 7
megs a lesbian so she would have a girl crush
RileyL29 0
101- No.. Meg ends up getting a sex change and marrying a man. (:
atomicbaboon 0
like what? megina?
atomicbaboon 0
it bounced off newton's head, rolled down the hill, and landed in a river which carried it very far away.
Lynne2 0
try to get Ppl to say ur pics funny? it's not....
blackopsnc 2
Exactly what I thought!!
chancellortrab 0
lots of of of love?
LuvvvML 0
Lol
bambiemassacre 0
causalzombie is Rly hot.. just saying
Shazra 9
Just imagining the dad sticking his butt in the doorway, farting, and running away chortling like Peter makes me laugh my ass off XD
anon385 23
Took the words right outta ma mouth
mwahaha1 0
your dad is my new hero
whybother8 0
wow would u do that to ur kid???
6joe9 0
because its hilarious !!! but in the same time this FML is hard to believe.
iSitt 0
it's revenge for the embarassing things their kids did when they were toddlers
Tommananaze6T9 4
mine too
DrDreTheChronic 0
me too
iTyler 0
haha me 2
TillyTime 4
@1 did u realize it was a GIRL that HE had a crush on??
UnknwnClassicGrl 5
Everybody can be Meg Griffin. Even YOU!
UnknwnClassicGrl 5
Everybody can be Meg Griffin. Even YOU!
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
17 you uhh said that twice...
volley4eva1698 0
it never said OP was a straight guy either
Bizenghastly 0
YOU MEAN MEG GRIFFIN'S NOT A GUY???!!! (jk)
supernerd352 7
55 such bad words for one so young. ******* america!!!
cupcakexxrawr 0
lol don't worry she wont judge loool
xXSillyLoveXx 0
Laugh out out out loud?
teresa96706 29
was your crush's reaction giggling? because if so, that could be a good sign that you still have a chance with her, if it's a disgusted face, then I'm not so certain.
tr0llz0r 0
Good way to laugh and break the ice.
mopar309 2
more like melt it.....
Carpy 8
Meh, that's one awkward moment down with many more to come. If she laughed or didn't think it was a big deal then she's laid back & you shouldn't worry much about it.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Exactly. It's a decent test. OP, you are not your parents. Everyone has been embarassed by his/her family or friends at some point in life. Don't make it about you. Laugh it offand move on.
rakooligan 11
Gold!
MrXerxes5 6
@3 meg at one point does have a sex change operation though! and most people do think of her as a dude anyway. c'mon craig hoffman said he doesn't date dudes so she must really be a he.
TheNinjaCat 10
that's a stinky situation! .....sorry "/
btnhdude 0
I'll show you a stinky situation, in the backside.... of your head.