Today, my future mother-in-law finally admitted that I'm "not the girl for her son" and that she will do anything to break us up. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my future mother-in-law started shit-talking me on Facebook, and we got into a heated argument. She called me later in the day, saying I'll be lucky if I ever marry her son and that, "You'll suffer to your last breath." I'm now terrified to set foot outside. FML
Today, my future mother-in-law gave me advice on life. One piece of advice was that I should leave her son. FML
Today, I met my future mother-in-law. All went well; she complimented my dress, and I complimented her haircut. Then she and her son had a screaming match over how our children will be fat because of their mother. FML
Today, my awful future daughter-in-law went off on me and said that I'm just jealous that she's marrying my son and I'm not. Furious, I told my husband, expecting him to side with me, but all he said was, "Well… are you?" FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend's mother still calls his ex-girlfriend her "future daughter-in-law". FML
Today, I learned that if you complain to your mom about your future mother-in-law's bitchiness, your overprotective mom might confront her about it and end up punching her in the face. My fiancée blames me for the incident. FML
Today, my future mother-in-law blamed me for the death of her husband because I should have taken him to the ER when she didn't feel like it. She then blamed me for her getting a new boyfriend less than two months later and making her son hate her when she insisted he call the guy "Dad". FML
Today, my mother found out that my fiancée broke up with her last boyfriend because she didn't want kids and he did. She's now demanding that I either change her mind, or call things off with her. FML
Today, my future mother-in-law informed me that since she is putting money into our wedding, that all the planning and arrangements are under her authority. FML
Today, my mother-in-law asked me when my fiancé and I were going to start having children. When I told her we weren't planning on having any, she went on a tirade about how selfish and cold I am for denying her precious grandchildren. Now she hates me. FML
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Pipistrello_fml 0
She's probably old. She'll be dead soon. Wait it out.
QuixoticMcGee 0
Don't listen to her.
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Comments (113)
Pipistrello_fml 0
She's probably old. She'll be dead soon. Wait it out.
Sweetest_Cherry 0
Fight her tooth and nail. Had an ex whos mother was like that. Dealt with it for 6yrs. Obviously, he wasnt worth it, but it was fun as hell. :-) but sorry op, fyl
jennasayhella 3
that's a major red flag!
xxxD3M0Nxxx 0
and youre a major cutie 15 ; )
surfergreeneyes 0
15 u r a beautiful girl u look like a nice person too, and i love ur hair ... as wrong and wierd as this may sound it looks orgasmic. ;D and i also LOVE guns and roses :) lol sincerly- mason
brianjman14 23
How about you go and try find someone, Mason? Kthxbai. : )
mona_is_here 10
15 looks a lot like Paris Hilton
surfergreeneyes 0
i think 15 is hott and has like a superrrt cute smile
omfgrofl1337 0
flirting online = cant get anyone in real life
surfergreeneyes 0
48 i was just saying that shes pretty, i love how cute her smile is and that i also love guns and roses so yea ok chill !! and its not like u have a chance with her anyways. kthnxsbai
surfergreeneyes 0
59 flirting online doesnt mean that ... i can get a girl if i want: i mean thers alyssa lexxi channel
mona_is_here 10
59, not always. Laws of attraction work everywhere, whether it's real or virtual life. :)
surfergreeneyes 0
64 i agree 59 hah btch
brianjman14 23
66. You're right. I don't have a chance with her. I'm gay. Kthxbai. : ) Oh and also, 59, not always.
stuffthename 0
lol ewww gay?
brianjman14 23
^VERY MATURE. (sarcasm)
rxmazing 0
aww I'm sorry OP
Jimboom 12
So, let her huff and puff. Keep your head and be cool. This will make her act irrationally and drive her son further to you. Then if things work out for you and you get married and have kids then you hold all the cards and can make that old byatch pay. ;-)
melissamoshh 0
Haha, I modded this one (: OP, just ignore her. If he truly loves you he won't let her get in the way of you guys
annie69 0
haha that suxx
RadAtThis01 0
ydi for being a lousy cook
Oster_fml 0
she's such a bitch, don't listen to her, or you could find someone else. there's no exuse for being a mean old bitch
chasin_butterfli 0
Best decide if he's worth the trouble. A spiteful old broad can live a long, long time.