Today, my future mother-in-law finally admitted that I'm "not the girl for her son" and that she will do anything to break us up. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my future mother-in-law started shit-talking me on Facebook, and we got into a heated argument. She called me later in the day, saying I'll be lucky if I ever marry her son and that, "You'll suffer to your last breath." I'm now terrified to set foot outside. FML
Today, my future mother-in-law gave me advice on life. One piece of advice was that I should leave her son. FML
Today, I met my future mother-in-law. All went well; she complimented my dress, and I complimented her haircut. Then she and her son had a screaming match over how our children will be fat because of their mother. FML
Today, my awful future daughter-in-law went off on me and said that I'm just jealous that she's marrying my son and I'm not. Furious, I told my husband, expecting him to side with me, but all he said was, "Well… are you?" FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend's mother still calls his ex-girlfriend her "future daughter-in-law". FML
Today, I learned that if you complain to your mom about your future mother-in-law's bitchiness, your overprotective mom might confront her about it and end up punching her in the face. My fiancée blames me for the incident. FML
Today, my future mother-in-law blamed me for the death of her husband because I should have taken him to the ER when she didn't feel like it. She then blamed me for her getting a new boyfriend less than two months later and making her son hate her when she insisted he call the guy "Dad". FML
Today, my mother found out that my fiancée broke up with her last boyfriend because she didn't want kids and he did. She's now demanding that I either change her mind, or call things off with her. FML
Today, my future mother-in-law informed me that since she is putting money into our wedding, that all the planning and arrangements are under her authority. FML
Today, my mother-in-law asked me when my fiancé and I were going to start having children. When I told her we weren't planning on having any, she went on a tirade about how selfish and cold I am for denying her precious grandchildren. Now she hates me. FML
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Pipistrello_fml 0
She's probably old. She'll be dead soon. Wait it out.
QuixoticMcGee 0
Don't listen to her.
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Comments (113)
towboatdude 0
For the Op. it's not worth the fight and the hassle. And in the long run all your gonna do is be resented by ur inlaws. trust me on this one. from the time I got married my wife's mother tried to get her to divorce me. on our wedding day she told my wife she couldn't take her to the church. had to send someone to get her. she has even went as far as trying to pay either one of us off to get a divorce. so after 9 yrs I just hang around to piss my mother in law off. Now to number 14 and 15 your both hot!!! And to number 59 I tried to slide it to unlock. And nothing happened.
burntcheese 0
To the OP---wow, I'm sorry you had to experience that. I once made the colossal mistake of dating a "momma's boy". Nothing worse than a 35 year old who still asks mommy's permission to do things. Blech.
Christopher08 0
Next time she tells you some shit tell her you got her son right from the balls and there ain't no way he's leaving you and to have fun trying to break you two apart and that's how it's done girl that bitch will be flippin like she's flipper
alwaysbored13 14
Mothers-in-law . Aren't them the nicest humans in the world ? *sarcastic*
bbyychula710 0
uqhh i hate mom in laws like that! whatever u dnt live with her anyways !!
tdawgheath 0
You're probably 16 and engaged, which means you probably won't get married. It's probably not a shot at you, just a "you're both too young and don't know what love really is yet and are making a mistake." That or you're fat and ugly. Either way.
like_its_ya_bday 0
aww how nice :)
chuck_my_norris 0
I'm sry. I'll pray 4 u :)
whatsernam3 3
my girlfriends mom is like that too. **** them. they don't know shit about love
craziieangiie06 0
Ha! ain't that funny! but look at it this way..if the guy wants to be with u then there's nothing to worry about!