Today, my future mother-in-law finally admitted that I'm "not the girl for her son" and that she will do anything to break us up. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my future mother-in-law started shit-talking me on Facebook, and we got into a heated argument. She called me later in the day, saying I'll be lucky if I ever marry her son and that, "You'll suffer to your last breath." I'm now terrified to set foot outside. FML
Today, my future mother-in-law gave me advice on life. One piece of advice was that I should leave her son. FML
Today, I met my future mother-in-law. All went well; she complimented my dress, and I complimented her haircut. Then she and her son had a screaming match over how our children will be fat because of their mother. FML
Today, my awful future daughter-in-law went off on me and said that I'm just jealous that she's marrying my son and I'm not. Furious, I told my husband, expecting him to side with me, but all he said was, "Well… are you?" FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend's mother still calls his ex-girlfriend her "future daughter-in-law". FML
Today, I learned that if you complain to your mom about your future mother-in-law's bitchiness, your overprotective mom might confront her about it and end up punching her in the face. My fiancée blames me for the incident. FML
Today, my future mother-in-law blamed me for the death of her husband because I should have taken him to the ER when she didn't feel like it. She then blamed me for her getting a new boyfriend less than two months later and making her son hate her when she insisted he call the guy "Dad". FML
Today, my mother found out that my fiancée broke up with her last boyfriend because she didn't want kids and he did. She's now demanding that I either change her mind, or call things off with her. FML
Today, my future mother-in-law informed me that since she is putting money into our wedding, that all the planning and arrangements are under her authority. FML
Today, my mother-in-law asked me when my fiancé and I were going to start having children. When I told her we weren't planning on having any, she went on a tirade about how selfish and cold I am for denying her precious grandchildren. Now she hates me. FML
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Pipistrello_fml 0
She's probably old. She'll be dead soon. Wait it out.
QuixoticMcGee 0
Don't listen to her.
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Comments (113)
Kawaiichan42 3
IrishJane and lucidlucia are correct. You need to drag your fiance into this. Tell him what his mother said, and have him sit down with her and explain why he disagrees with her. Mother-in-laws are usually just afraid you're going to take their baby away and don't want to feel replaced. If that's not the case, you and your fiance should probably stay far away from that woman.
ReaganForPrez 0
Sounds like my future mother in law - she's a crazy lady!
mintcar 10
Haha, wow. That sucks.
someone234 5
why do mothers have to be such idiots about everything?
RVCA_fml 0
who cares what she thinks. just keep ridin dirty !!
blahzz 4
throat punch her
Nomazlab 0
That's not her f*cking decision.
DorkyPunkChick 0
damn what a bitch she should mind her own business
AKlesbian907 0
get revenge. make the entire rest of the family love you. be sweet as pie to her at all times in front of your man and the rest of the family. if shes rude to you in front of them, break out the heartbroken tears and promise her that you will do better to make her love you. then when no ones around, treat her how she treats you.
just4funbalt 0
do everything to make her look like a psychotic bitch.