Today, my friends and I went to the park for some planking. Trying to find a daring spot, I climbed a tree and laid down on a branch. While I was waiting for my friends to take a picture, the branch gave out. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the park with a girl I like. She got playful and climbed a tree, insisting I come up too. While we were sitting and enjoying the view, she suddenly knocked me off the branch, sending me crashing to the ground. FML
Today, I tried to propose to my partner in a creative way, but ended up getting stuck in a tree. FML
Today, my friend invited me to play frisbee golf with him. On my first throw, my frisbee got stuck on a branch near the top of a very tall tree. This is why I don't do sports. FML
Today, I was hanging out with a guy I like. We climbed a tree to watch the sunset, and as the sun went down, I kissed him. He fell out of the tree. FML
Today, I was at my friends' farm and we decided that we wanted to go to their old treehouse. When we got down there, it turned out my friend Cat had forgotten her shoes. Being a gentleman, I lent her my sandals. I then climbed the treehouse, fell out, and got a nail through my foot. FML
Today, I thought it would be fun to climb a tree. My older sister also thought it would be fun to set the tree on fire. FML
Today, I went sledding with my friends. I said I was tired and didn't want to go, but they press-ganged me into it. I ended up sledding right into a tree, fracturing my leg, and scraping up my entire face. FML
Today, at school, I offered my friend $5 to climb up a tree and jump off. I was already having a hard day and just wanted a bit of a laugh. What I didn't expect was to end up in the hospital with a broken arm because my friend jumped on me. FML
Today, my father was pruning the tree in our front yard. I was helping him collect the falling branches. At one point, a branch fell and I was under it. My father jumped to push me out of the way. Instead he pushed the branch into my face. FML
Today, my family and I went on a picnic in the park 45 minutes drive away from our house. I fell asleep beneath a tree. They left me there. FML
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Top comments
iAmScrubs 19
And that, my friends, is why planking is a stupid idea.
guitgod1 11
sigh....Planking needs to stop
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Comments (307)
richboii 0
go plank a wood chipper dumbass
Legendslayer222 26
Seriously, if anyone every planks on my property I'll nail 'em to the floor and the them as a chopping board to prepare my salad. And I don't even eat salad! ;0
h8rs_get_at_me 4
lol wat
laundryninja 1
what is planking?
heyheyannie1 0
the stupidest thing ever created. Basically people who are really bored lay face down on a 'dangerous' surface with their arms and legs pointed. There's no point to it what so ever
BeastMode5 0
It doesn't have to be a "dangerous" place. Well basically, you lie face down in a public place, with your arms to your side. Your body is stiff like a board/plank (Hence the name 'Planking'). Then your friend, or whoever, proceeds to take a picture of you. But it's supposed to be in a public place, it can be on the sidewalk if that's what you want.
saskking306 2
What is the purpose of doing that?
guckylynn 19
yeah that's what I was wondering I've never heard of it before... who would do that?
falconfetus8 0
Planking is stupid, anyway :/
BIEBERSLAYER 10
You better have done it right and been naked.
charlies_girl69 0
YDI for planking. ******.
bad_chiquita 5
Planking is parkour for people who can't run fast.
JenL_fml 7
WTF is with planking anyway? Go get a new hobby. >.>
je_suis_fml 11
It was a way to pack the slaves on the ship to give them more room...
TheNewGuy03 29
your comment is a great example of a way to be involuntarily planked.
fwodyqbco654 0
planking is so gay. ydi
dreamering 16
Why don't you tell a soviet joke? At least they're funnier than your comment.
Dodie__fml 2
in soviet Russia, tree plank you!
fwodyqbco654 0
I mean I wasn't trying to be funny, but whatever.
buckeye08 10
what is planking...?
skigirl98 9
basically, you lay on your stomach -_-