Today, my friend was watching a black guy getting yelled at by the cops on TV. He then decided to yell, "Wow, ni***** really don't know how to behave!" When I didn't react, he yelled it over and over, until I slunk into my room. He knows I'm part black. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got fired, apparently for being racist to black people. When I told my boyfriend, he couldn't stop laughing. He's black. FML
Today, my coworker and I were swamped with coffee orders. I told him I would "take care of the blacks", and a customer who only heard that sentence screamed at me for several minutes about racism. FML
Today, I found out one of my "friends" is “scared” to talk to me because I’m black. FML
Today, I witnessed some greasy twat trying to chat a girl up by negging her, which is basically insulting a woman to lower her self-esteem so she's more likely to put out. "Goddamn negger", I muttered. "The fuck did you just say?!" yelled a black guy standing beside me. FML
Today, I was out drinking with some colleagues, when one started ranting about some pretty sensitive subjects. There were some Latino guys nearby, and as soon as he said "I'm not racist, but..." I tried to casually get the hell out of there. We all got the crap beaten out of us anyway. FML
Today, I became the town racist for saying "black" instead of "African-American". I'm black. FML
Today, my now ex and I had a fight because I refuse to tolerate his best friend's raging misogyny and racism. I told him that laughing at those jokes and tolerating those behaviors is just as bad as him doing it himself. He claims it’s not, because he’s dating me and I’m half black so "it’s OK”. FML
Today, I got into an argument with my racist brother after he opened his god damn stupid mouth in front of my girlfriend. He actually tried to convince me that he's not a racist, because one of his favorite types of porn is black girls getting fucked by white guys. FML
Today, I politely asked my neighbor if she could tell her kids to be a little more quiet, and I guess I wasn't the first one to approach her. She slammed the door in my face, but not before screaming, "I bet none of you would be doing this if we were white." FML
Today, I went to my friend's house to give him some moral support as he came out of the closet to his family. I left with a black eye. FML
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cuz803 46
Wtf? Do yourself a favor and cut him out your life. while you're at it, don't be afraid to beat the racist daylights out of him. No need to deal with that type of oppression.
mskeptik 12
"Wow, moron really is that stupid!" That's what I would yell over and over, looking him right in the eye, until he slinks into his room.
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cuz803 46
Wtf? Do yourself a favor and cut him out your life. while you're at it, don't be afraid to beat the racist daylights out of him. No need to deal with that type of oppression.
RichardPencil 32
I hope you mean EX-friend. You need to dox him to the Cancel Culture and say he triggered a micro-aggression and they'll drag him until he's canceled. (Not sure I'm using the lingo right.)
mskeptik 12
"Wow, moron really is that stupid!" That's what I would yell over and over, looking him right in the eye, until he slinks into his room.
TwoBytesCarley 27
With friends like that, who needs enemies..
hdisnfjs91 21
I’m not even the tiniest bit black and I’m offended by this so I understand why you were. Why are you with this disrespectful douchebag.
hdisnfjs91 21
I realise now you said friend not boyfriend but my point still stands. He’s a douchebag
aribanks 12
He's not your friend...