Today, my friend told me I'm not welcome in her house anymore. I've spent the last two months painting and doing it up for her, because she's pregnant and couldn't herself. I just finished the job. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home to find that my girlfriend had repainted my bedroom. As she had offered to do it, it shouldn't have been a problem. However, she decided to return the several unopened cans of off-white paint that I'd bought for something "more neutral." Like "Sunset Orange." FML
Today, it's only been two months since my daughter has owned her home and now she wants to move back to my house because she lost her job and can’t afford the mortgage, plus she got pregnant off a one-night stand and needs my help with the baby. Bang goes my plans for a quiet retirement. FML
Today, I moved into my new apartment complex. I left some items including a cherished painting my best friend made for me outside the front door while I moved furniture into my bedroom. When I went back outside, someone had kicked a huge hole in the painting. Welcome to the neighborhood. FML
Today, after spending two weeks renovating my room and $1000 on paint and a new floor, my landlord told me that he's sold the house. Also, he was kind enough to inform me that unless I paint the walls back to white, I won't be getting my $500 deposit back. FML
Today, at nearly 9 months pregnant, I came home to find the nursery that had been set up was now completely stripped of everything. My husband was angry at me for not forgiving him for getting another woman pregnant at the same time, so he took everything from the room and gave it to her. FML
Today, I stayed at my mate's house over the weekend, but his mother threw me out, saying I’m was taking advantage of her hospitality. First, it’s her son's house, so it’s not even her hospitality, but also I was helping redecorate the whole house for free, so how was I taking advantage? FML
Today, at a friendly get-together, my friend's husband had too much to drink and got into a fistfight with my husband. I'm seven-and-a-half months pregnant, and the friendly get-together was my baby shower. FML
Today, I got broken up with, after renovating her family's apartment over the last 9 months. She even waited until I'd hung the last lights, whose shipment was delayed. FML
Today, my friend told me she wanted to get pregnant. I thought that was good news, but then she said she wanted my boyfriend to be the father of her baby. FML
Today, and ever since we announced our pregnancy, my mother-in-law has invaded our home, taken over my hobby room, and tries to run our lives. I tried to go to the pub for a pint, one solitary pint, and she came and dragged me out by my ear, because "drinking is a sin", and I hadn’t done the dishes yet. FML
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palatapus 0
Doesn't sound like a friend to me.
canadaxkid 0
Aww, REVENGE
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Comments (88)
Klv7 0
Pregnant bitches are smug. I think pregnancy should be considered a mental disease
nethervue 0
"oh, and I slept with her boyfriend"... OP, somehow I think YDI.
flzxoxo 0
wow wt a bitch! she used u:/ that's sad:S
Stumblebum30 5
I'm thinking there is more to this story than OP is sharing.
MiLiTaNtMiLf 0
I was watching judge judy the other day.. Ppl like that are just leeches; they suck whatever they can outta you drop that bird
tubeofKY 0
did you kick her? no? FYL!
dugumit 0
this doesn't make sense, are u telling the whole story? why would someone say ok ur not welcome anymore without a reason? unless she is a complete bitch. I bet there is more to this.
Drummer389000 0
I know a woman that would do that. she has no reason to hate me, yet she did from the very first time I met her basically... I think it's very possible for someone to be so ****** up as to be that much of a bitch.
Sapphirlinda 4
The father is unknown. Hard to sleep with him.
cloud_strife_ 0
Better get that carton of eggs ready.
tamimac 3
or spending that much time with you drove her to the point where she couldn't stand you anymore... it's happened