Today, my friend told me I'm not welcome in her house anymore. I've spent the last two months painting and doing it up for her, because she's pregnant and couldn't herself. I just finished the job. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home to find that my girlfriend had repainted my bedroom. As she had offered to do it, it shouldn't have been a problem. However, she decided to return the several unopened cans of off-white paint that I'd bought for something "more neutral." Like "Sunset Orange." FML
Today, it's only been two months since my daughter has owned her home and now she wants to move back to my house because she lost her job and can’t afford the mortgage, plus she got pregnant off a one-night stand and needs my help with the baby. Bang goes my plans for a quiet retirement. FML
Today, I moved into my new apartment complex. I left some items including a cherished painting my best friend made for me outside the front door while I moved furniture into my bedroom. When I went back outside, someone had kicked a huge hole in the painting. Welcome to the neighborhood. FML
Today, after spending two weeks renovating my room and $1000 on paint and a new floor, my landlord told me that he's sold the house. Also, he was kind enough to inform me that unless I paint the walls back to white, I won't be getting my $500 deposit back. FML
Today, at nearly 9 months pregnant, I came home to find the nursery that had been set up was now completely stripped of everything. My husband was angry at me for not forgiving him for getting another woman pregnant at the same time, so he took everything from the room and gave it to her. FML
Today, I stayed at my mate's house over the weekend, but his mother threw me out, saying I’m was taking advantage of her hospitality. First, it’s her son's house, so it’s not even her hospitality, but also I was helping redecorate the whole house for free, so how was I taking advantage? FML
Today, at a friendly get-together, my friend's husband had too much to drink and got into a fistfight with my husband. I'm seven-and-a-half months pregnant, and the friendly get-together was my baby shower. FML
Today, I got broken up with, after renovating her family's apartment over the last 9 months. She even waited until I'd hung the last lights, whose shipment was delayed. FML
Today, my friend told me she wanted to get pregnant. I thought that was good news, but then she said she wanted my boyfriend to be the father of her baby. FML
Today, and ever since we announced our pregnancy, my mother-in-law has invaded our home, taken over my hobby room, and tries to run our lives. I tried to go to the pub for a pint, one solitary pint, and she came and dragged me out by my ear, because "drinking is a sin", and I hadn’t done the dishes yet. FML
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palatapus 0
Doesn't sound like a friend to me.
canadaxkid 0
Aww, REVENGE
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Comments (88)
sallen0046 4
Yeah see, painting someone's walls doesn't give you a free pass for much of anything. YDI for either not having enough common sense to recognize someone is using you, or for having done whatever you did that caused her to feel this way. I notice you conveniently didn't mention WHY she feels this way, so I'm betting it's the latter.
Ariasmake_1 0
hahaha sucker. listen op burn her house down asap ! don't worry they never turn pregnant women away at shelters.
missjennababe 0
shoulda done a better job.
Obelia 3
Yup, you were used. Send the bitch a bill for the work you did and make sure everyone...EVERYONE, knows what a ***** she is. They need to be warned that she is fake and will use people for her own personal benefit!
Obelia 3
Btw all who blamed pregnancy hormones...that is no excuse for treating someone so badly.
LOveLy_LOla 0
mean!! just mean!! well pregnant go thru those stages!! I know!! just ignore it, be the bigger person, you'll feel better!
cheergirly16 0
Op is leaving out some detailss
CrazyApple0_0 0
Have u slept with her husband?!Or she cannot control herself because of the pregnancy.
Kenya72083 0
time to get some cans of black paint!! just start throwin it at every wall u painted!
sean01 0
that's because she is suspecting you of an affair with her bf or hubby..