Anonymous
United States
Today, my friend peed her pants while we were sledding. I could feel it trickling down into my pants. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
emilyxoxoxo
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Out of control
Today, my friend and I thought it would be funny if we could both fit into her big sweatpants. When we tried to take a step, she fell on top of me. She started peeing uncontrollably. We had to cut ourselves out of the sweatpants. FML
Anonymous
Finland
How smelly is your piss?
Today, I peed myself in the dressing room after work when I sneezed. Someone else just walked in as I was trying to dry off my jeans with paper, and probably smelled that I had peed myself. FML
anonymous
Canada
Today, I was walking to school. I started running to catch up with my friend. I yelled her name, and she turned around in time to watch me slip on a sheet of ice, fall face first, and pass out. When she ran to my side, I unconsciously peed on her. FML
levi Glasscock
United States
Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML
Anonymous
White Plains, United States
AKA taking a screenshot
Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML
caqi33
United States
Butterfingers
Today, I dropped my urine sample on my pants. Not only do I now not have a sample, it looks like I pissed myself. FML
Anonymous
Today, I am now sleeping on the floor because my friend got super drunk at a small party then peed herself in her sleep. I was sleeping beside her and my clothes smell like pee. FML
TooQuick
Maputo, Mozambique
Fast and Furious
Today, after a 2-hour meeting, I rushed to take an urgent dump. Unbeknownst to me, my urine was not hitting the porcelain bowl, but rather the underside of the lid. As it pooled around the pedestal, it soaked my pants, underwear, and when I stood up to button my pants, it got on my shirt too. FML
sandra22
France
Slippin' and a slidin'
Today, while skiing, I really needed to pee. The instructor pointed me towards some bushes. I slid over to them, and pulled my panties down. My skis then started sliding back down the slope. I ended up gliding through the bushes, all the way down to the rest of the group. FML
PeedMom
Cedar Bluff, United States
Today, I had to pee really badly. I rushed to the bathroom, pulled down my pants, and sat on the toilet. After a few seconds of peeing, I realized I had only pulled down my pants. Not my underpants. FML
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Sharing is Caring!
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Nice to know you're friends with a four year old.
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sourgirl101 29
Don't forget, cold weather makes you want to pee. Just ask any girl. Not sure if guys are the same way.
sabinob 1
Haha!
nerdsgetmehot 23
At least it kept you warm for a short while. And, on the upside, it's better than being shat upon. Not that I would know, of course.
sourgirl101 29
I've been so cold all I wanted to do was pee but I've never seen snow so I didn't know if that would make a difference. Glad to know. Oh and of course I know you're a girl. I meant to poll others.(:
prettychick345 0
that's gross! :) lol
ConcealedDeath 1
fyl for already having snow haha
Skroal_stomper 5
What kind of gun is that? Looks like the one I carry.
ConcealedDeath 1
.40 cal S&W 98 limited edition. sold it though, really bad recoil
gigilvrs6 0
At least that warmed you up?
InterwebYoda 0
Made me laugh, this thread did. Fall out of my hoverchair, I did. Sue you, I will.
xcrystal011 2
niceee
wwerulez14 6
Nerds, dare I ask?..