Today, my friend excitedly told me about the number of guys who are romantically interested in her. I realized how pathetic my life is when all I could talk about in turn was the number of coupons I got to use today at the store. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I felt fairly depressed about being single for the holidays during work. This cute girl came to my register asking about our sales ad. After telling her we had no copies, she asked for my number. I shouted: "Finally, someone wants to go out with me." She wanted the store's number to call. FML
Today, my friends and I were walking past a bar. There were a few cute guys "rating" every girl that walked by with number cards. My friend, who is a guy, got an 8. I got a 2. FML
Today, I was having a chuckle at the girl who used to torment me since she’s on her fourth marriage. Then I realized she’s gotten four handsome, rich men to marry her, while I’m still hopelessly single and haven’t had a boyfriend since high school. FML
Today, I was talking with some of my friends who are girls. They were all complaining about how there was no good boys left to ask to the Sadie Hawkins Dance. Hoping for an invite I mentioned I was still available. They just laughed at me and invited me to come dress shopping with them. FML
Today, my love life is so pathetic that when I got a sample of cologne in the mail, I kept sniffing it just to remind myself what a guy smells like. FML
Today, my crush, who has turned me down in the past, actually gave me the “Why can’t I find a decent guy like you?” speech. That’s it, I’m officially THAT guy, I’m just that pathetic. I’d happily never see her again after this, except we live on the same street and work in the same building. FML
Today, I realized I have two guys interested in me. One is a boring lump who has a good job and takes me to nice places, and the other is a hilarious hot sexy goofball who can't hold down a job and shamelessly mooches off me. FML
Today, I was feeling bitter about the ballyhoo surrounding Valentine’s Day. I made a status on Facebook saying the holiday was stupid. Someone commented, “You’re only saying that because you can’t get a boyfriend to save your life and haven’t been laid in years because you’re obese.” They’re right. I cried. FML
Today, my best friend, who reckons I'm doing a terrible job at finding a boyfriend, has started giving out my number to all the men she thinks "look trustworthy" in the subway. FML
Today, I hung out with a friend who has been too busy to hang out with me in a few months. I decided to make the day super special with fun plans and spent a lot of money doing so. When I got home, her Facebook status said, "Pointless day, gone to bed." FML
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Top comments
teentee401 37
Wouldn't you rather curl up on the couch alone, binge eating discounted snacks and binge watching Netflix, instead of wasting time with a boyfriend? I know I would.
JesusOfNazareth 16
Keep your head up. There's somebody for you.
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Comments (108)
justmeCee 16
Quality over Quantity, when it comes to guys OP. Also coupons are awesome!
FrankHotpants 31
Yes I'm sure all those guys are "romantically" interested.
magic_lover423 10
I feel this way All. The. Time.
Micky_Mowce 10
You just described my life perfectly. I feel you girl.
mashfan6507 17
There are probably a lot of guys who are interested in you but because they don't look like Channing Tatum with a six pack then you won't even give them the time of day. Ydi totally
interesting33 37
You don't know this.
squideth 18
Massive assumptions much? Your sexism and insecurity is showing, kid.
blackvyper 8
Is it so hard to meet someone? You need to get out more. Try to make an attempt at socializing. Join a co-ed club if you can.
xxreikoxx 31
You should probably take your own advice. :)
pitapizzaparty 18
I am frugal too i would have enjoyed that conversation ! I would have asked where you got the coupons and can i go next time lol
dayavera 9
I get my adrenaline rush from coupons, so you are intense, not boring ;)
SarahDoll018 7
If she's bragging about it, she's probably making it up. I would be way more interested in the coupons
tr3vvv 9
Lot hose guys she talked about just want to get laid. There's probly a shy guy that really wants to talk to you :) and you will find him