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Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML

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effmyyliifee 0

high aspirations

how does a 6 year old know what a hooker is. mom i blame you!

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This all starts when we tell kids about the "tooth fairy" really money for body parts WTF ..........GIGGIDY

LilOly17 0

liar

why does your 5 year old even know what a hooker is?

Omfs hahaha that sux

what's are barbie adds teaching kids these days??

Lol. She's a smart girl. Barbie is a skinny, rich, blue eyed, blonde *****. A great thing for young girls to aspire to be.

thats what my sister wanted to be when she was younger...

why does you 5 year old kid know what a hookah is? that bad parenting

ivan_m25 0

how did she go from seeing a barbie to wanting to be a hooker? the question you have to ask your self is were did she get that idea. unless her mom is a hooker??? im not saying she is just throwing it out there.