Kids: Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV.... - FML

By ....... - 23/06/2009 17:56 - United States

Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML

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effmyyliifee 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 22:58

high aspirations

orangerocker26 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 22:59

how does a 6 year old know what a hooker is. mom i blame you!

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daathvadr 7

Thursday 15 March 2012 6:20

Awesome you should encourage her to follow her dreams:)

pieroxs 3

Tuesday 27 March 2012 22:17

Lol how did she learn that?

RedCrow 0

Saturday 14 April 2012 6:32

Are you sure she knows what a hooker is? She might not.

Zuhal10 0

Wednesday 30 May 2012 23:28

8-l

fir0 0

Saturday 9 June 2012 10:20

Wtf xD

doglover100 28

Friday 6 July 2012 17:54

Maybe she doesn't know what a hooker means and she said it because she heard it.

jazzyjazz04 14

Friday 14 September 2012 0:03

How does your 5 year old daughter know what a hooker is anyways?? 0_o

andrizzel 6

Monday 17 September 2012 6:18

Barbie is hypnotizing children to become dirty, filthy hookers.. Congrats.

PunkCupcake 12

Saturday 13 October 2012 22:54

This reminds me of when I went to my friends house, and he 6 year old sister told me she wanted to be a hooker, and when I asked her if she knew what one was she was like "yea! they have sex with men for money, it sounds like a easy job, maybe we can all work together!"

sentryshooter777 4

Friday 23 November 2012 11:45

no hope.....none....

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