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Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML

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effmyyliifee 0

high aspirations

how does a 6 year old know what a hooker is. mom i blame you!

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CuteDumBlonde64 11

You know. I bet it won't be bad being a hooker :)ol

Lol. Well atleast she knows what she wants to be.

GoldenMantis 4

Lol, but don't make assumptions. She probably doesn't even know what a hooker is. If she does, that says something about you.

Kids are so cute

Poor you I mean hahahahahahahaha, poor you

DirtyPicture_fml 0

LMFAOOOOO . Good Luck .

Does she know what a hooker is?

It's not a problem as long as she didn't know what a hooker is. :P

creative daughter