Kids: Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV....

....... 23 June 2009, 17:56 United States

Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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effmyyliifee 0

23 June 2009, 22:58

high aspirations

orangerocker26 0

23 June 2009, 22:59

how does a 6 year old know what a hooker is. mom i blame you!

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Bobby64 29

12 February 2011, 22:13

Oh man, this is one of my favorite cartoons on here! Like the art style, and the twist was great. ^_^

TheZarola 10

13 February 2011, 18:18

I agree. LOVE this one!

kurato 6

13 February 2011, 13:33

I think the artist trying to say 1.50 the first hr, and it cost 75 cent per hr after the first one.

Edword23 2

13 February 2011, 20:21

First hour 1.50, 2nd hour 1.50+2.25, 3rd hour 1.50+2.25+3.00, 4th hour 1.50+2.25+3.00+3.75... See the pattern? That girl knows how to make real money.

5upernova 3

13 February 2011, 21:30

Lets just hope that she does not know what a hooker is, and she does not go around telling everyone what she said to you.

Chunchunchun 3

13 February 2011, 23:57

Brilliant illustration!

MlKAYLA 0

14 February 2011, 04:21

The illustration is amazingly cute.

Acheron91 13

14 February 2011, 05:29

How many of you people are going to say the exact same thing over and over? There is at least 15 comments asking "how does a five year old know what a hooker is?" It was already asked once doesn't need to be reiterated like 20 times and waste space and time of other people.