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Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML

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effmyyliifee 0

high aspirations

how does a 6 year old know what a hooker is. mom i blame you!

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She wanted to take after her mommy.

LittleSweetBean 0

Did I see this on Deviantart?! o.O

it may not be as bad as you think it is. it could mean the position in rugby

Nicole76137 0

well my 3 yr old cousin went to pre k and said when I grow up I wanna be a hoe

well at least she has some sort of expectations

That's not something I would be happy to hear. Maybe you should keep her away from Barbie...just for a while.

hfifuuxuwhxifi 0

can you give me her # when shes 18???

how does she even know what that is?I didn't know till I was in like 5th or 6th grade!!

wow 8~D hilarious

This post just made my day, also the illustration is brilliant