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Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML
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effmyyliifee 0
high aspirations
orangerocker26 0
how does a 6 year old know what a hooker is. mom i blame you!
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KWild 0
I think I just "jizzed" with laughfter. get it? cause she's a hooker. ;-)
someguy314159265 15
That was unbelievably lame. Please don't ever do that again.
simoneog09 0
YDI because she shouldn't know what a hooker is.
mylifesfkedup 0
true true...but my dad used to smoke pot infront of me when i was little and my mom didnt know... so who knows where the child got it from..lmao
AmandaBoo2122 5
phahahaha I always knew barbie was a bad influence!
theverybadman 0
that's great news! we need more hookers in this world! leaves me with a job!
Lizzybell_93 0
When I was five years old I asked my mom if I could be a stripper when I grew up. Her reply was that I could be anything I wanted too. I believed her and now I am getting ready to go to college to become a Navy detective. Don't worry about your daughter I'm sure she will be fine.
Travis420 0
I'm calling this FAKE!
Sirin_fml 47
Closing the comments on this one, since even two years on, people still lack the capacity for rational thought. The kid heard the word somewhere and repeated it without knowing the meaning. Simple as that, folks, it doesn't take a genius to figure it out.
PunxsatownyPhil 0
ROFLMAO picture
AprilCutie93 4
seriously? your daughter wanted to be what? I remember when I was five I wanted to play outside and imagine i was Wendy from Peter Pan. But never a hooker. Kids are learning too much these days. Some good and some not so good.