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Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML

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effmyyliifee 0

high aspirations

how does a 6 year old know what a hooker is. mom i blame you!

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Cooooooooooooooño!!!! Poor you! I hope you can talk her out of it

Funny. My sister used to help me go at her Barbie dolls with saws and drills. Oh, what times we had.

FriskyCoconut 0

haha! she prolly doesn't know what it means. my friend once told her dad she wanted to be his lover when she was little thinking it ment something else

TheRedNinja133 0

what she has big dreams for her life? what can i say? and ya she probably doesn't understand the word "hooker"... probably thinking of a fish or something

awwwww she wants to be like her mommy :)

The kids in the illustration look older than 5.

Slappedass 0

The little girl in the Illustration reminds me of Misa Amane from Death Note. /Weeaboo.

1. Agreed. 2. Anime fan =/= weeaboo. Just sayin'

bubo_fml 11

A hooker...Well, fishing is an honest, noble occupation.

smilessss 4

that's what u get for raising a ****