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Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML

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effmyyliifee 0

high aspirations

how does a 6 year old know what a hooker is. mom i blame you!

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That's hilarious!!! But I'm still sorry:(

Lol that's so funny

Lol - the girl needs to get some self respect!

Pooshkah7 0

Fukin looser

MamiiSmilez 6

Just hopee someone gave her the wrong definition of a hooker.

rorobear6 7

sucks to be you. lol

education is given on generation for generation. so as much as it sucks for you, it must have come from somewhere ;)