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Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML

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effmyyliifee 0

high aspirations

how does a 6 year old know what a hooker is. mom i blame you!

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parenting fail

Lol That's frigging brilliant!

hahahaha omg i seriously lol'd she probably doesn't even know what a hooker is! she heard it on tv and is repeating it, chillaxx its part of parenting laughing at the weird things your kuds say.

barbies next phrase is gonna be "I'm a pussy bag,sex me up"

Popsiclese 0

at least she won't be a drug dealer :)

Nanda_fml 0

You KNOW, to a 5 year old, a -hooker- could mean anything. Sheepherder, stagehand, fisherman. What you failed to do, OP, was look past the through process of a child.

If she actually knows what a hooker is (which maybe she doesn't), then I am worried about your parenting...

RawrGirl96 4

i am so sorry.

when I was little I wanted to be a fireman. i guess thats not the same though. but i agree with #351

wow who thinks like that...its creepy