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Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML

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effmyyliifee 0

high aspirations

how does a 6 year old know what a hooker is. mom i blame you!

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This is obviously fake.

oh wow thats really epic!

Why is everyone assuming the little girl is connecting Barbie with being a hooker? It doesn't say she wanted to be like Barbie and be a hooker, just that she wanted to be a hooker. It says "Be who you want to be". That doesn't necessarily mean Barbie.

dancerfosho 0

how does she even know what that means??

blahblahblah43 0

i wonder how she knows what that even is

ROFL, this one was good.

another reason why NOT to live in the getto

thats so funny i almost cryed laughing!!!

my brother says i should be a striper haha

canadadry113 0

that's hysterical... but probably fake... i mean, how would a 5 year old know what a hooker was? hysterical, but fake....