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Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML

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effmyyliifee 0

high aspirations

how does a 6 year old know what a hooker is. mom i blame you!

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I say that she doesn't even know what that word means. Maybe she heard it on television? Well, you know what they say! "Kids say the darnedest things!"

hahahahahahahahaahah

hey come on people stop bitching. when i was in 6th grade i remember hearing a 1st grader say while i was getting some water "this ****** is taking forever" i turn around to say what! and he said move bitch. so ya kids know bad words at young ages.

FreedomFirst 0

This is either a lie, or someone told her Barbie looks like a hooker and she doesn't know what that means.

Crazyseth 0

That's funny but I would say u don't need too LOL

one word describes that... F A B U L O U S!!!

No she didn't.

roundkickkid 0

We all have dreams :P

Jennydew 0

She's only 4 and already figured out that Barbie's a hooker?! I don't think you have to worry about her.

NewLight8421 0

she can start today if you want her to! im sure theres a bunch of pedophiles who'd love to pay for her!