Today, my dad muttered something about the snow in Texas being fake, caused by 5G. I didn't take the bait, because it made a change from natural disasters being caused by my "homosexual life choices." FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my father contacted me for the first time in years to ask about my upcoming wedding, and possibly walking me down the aisle. He claimed the only reason he left was because he thought I'd be gay. I am. FML
Today, I briefly considered coming out to my parents when the topic of LGBTQ+ people came up in conversation, until my dad called them “socially deranged.” FML
Today, my dad seemed moody, so to lift his spirits, I told him I loved him. He just snorted, "You gay or something, boy?" Really mature, dad, really mature. FML
Today, I asked my dad if he'd like to see the photos of my wedding, which he didn't bother to come to. Reply: "What the fuck, are you gay or something? Keep that homo stuff to yourself." My wife started laughing so hard she was crying. FML
Today, at a mall, my mom accused me of lying about being gay, just because I said I don't like shopping. FML
Today, my dad woke me up at 6 told me to take a shower and drove me to school only to say "just kidding, happy snowday!" FML
Today, my mom tried to convince my dad that I was a lesbian. Why? Because she was bored. FML
Today, my dad tried to convert me, as he has numerous times before, and asked me why I was an atheist. After giving him a polite explanation and asking him if we could drop the subject, he nodded slowly and said, "You must be menstruating or something. You'll change your mind." FML
Today, my dad walked in on me filming a Harlem Shake video. He stared for a moment, then said, "Son, I don't have a problem with homosexuals, but… nevermind", shook his head and walked out. FML
Today, I was supposed to go to Bible Camp but my stepmom talked my dad out of letting me go because of those floods in Texas last year. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Your dad is a ******' moron. It's obvious that the "snow" in Texas was caused by Dominion voting machines which were hacked by the ghost of Hugo Chavez to eject Trump votes and snow. Happy to put you in the know.
Marcella1016 32
People are so ******* stupid these days. Like wtf ******* stupid. It makes me sad. Really...it makes me sad.
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Comments (7)
Dylan Walker 1
wtf
Marcella1016 32
That was my exact thought. Like wtf how are people so willfully ******* stupid?
RichardPencil 32
Your dad is a ******' moron. It's obvious that the "snow" in Texas was caused by Dominion voting machines which were hacked by the ghost of Hugo Chavez to eject Trump votes and snow. Happy to put you in the know.
Marcella1016 32
People are so ******* stupid these days. Like wtf ******* stupid. It makes me sad. Really...it makes me sad.
EVR 8
Run away from him. Move out, leave, find a safe and stable home. Your dad doesn't seem like a nice person. Dumb people aren't nice people.
bound101 7
Dumb people get dumb results. Find better people to be around. Your sexuality is your business, keep his nose out of it untill he learns his lesson on how to be a normal human being.
spinspinsugar 12
have you made him a tinfoil hat yet?