Today, my fiancée told me about her new diet. Apparently, she is only going to drink water and tan in a tanning bed so she can photosynthesise. She thinks this will help her lose weight, since she doesn't have to eat anything. I'm dating a dumbass. FML
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lucas90 2
Hey, I'm the OP! In all fairness, she and her friends were wasted, and I was the designated driver. She didn't remember any of this the next day, and actually found it quite funny. She's not dumb. Sorry to dissapoint you. And to the people that pointed out my typo - yes I'm MARRYING a her. English isn't my first language and I was exhausted when I wrote this. :)
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RobinGoodfellow 47
Welp, she's gonna die. Although frankly, I have to say, you're the one who made her your fiancee. You're "dating a dumbass" and marrying one and that's your fault. Good luck.
cheeeksss 29
Diets are notorious for not working. Especially long term. If she wants to lose weight, motivate her to do outdoor activities daily. Even something as simple as walking around in a park. It helps if you two do it together. Although, the photosynthesis part made me laugh. Best of luck OP.
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Comments (138)
thatnewgirl 16
your not dating anymore. your engaged to a dumbass ? nice move you two are perfect for each other
karma_kicks_back 16
Um, is she a plant or is she injecting chlorophyll??? Photosynthisis isn't really a human thing... Unless you're dating Poison Ivy....
Lancer033 5
please for the love of god DO NOT HAVE CHILDREN with her.
JKPwnage 27
"Yes, she is blonde"
Pink185054 16
No you're marrying a dumb bum
Pheonix91 15
Unless her skin is chlorophyll green, I don't see this photosynthesis diet working too well for her.
kybon 12
You arent dating a dumbass OP, youre going to marry them. *claps* FYL indeed
CaliGali 9
There were no early signs of stupidness?
thatcoolguy123 14
Time to break off the engagement! Seriously though, I'd rather break up with her if I were you, because these days, people who plan to make stupid decisions never listen to ANYONE, and then they complain why they're so screwed up.
LaurenRoxsU 9
@94 A little projection of your own story methinks? Awfully specific there, coolguy.
travellingfun 18
I just love the title of this fml.