Today, my fiancée called our engagement off, because apparently she's actually a complete idiot who will believe anything that a slimy con artist tells her. In this case, a "psychic" who mumbled some shit about me having "a dark aura." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my fiancée said that our relationship is doomed because an astrologer said so. We only have a few more days until our wedding and she won't listen to a word I say. FML
Today, I found out why my wife has been cold and distant lately. She went to a psycho fraudster - sorry, I mean "psychic medium" - who said I'm lusting after other women and am thinking about leaving her. She actually believed him. Now I'm considering leaving her for real. Well played, I guess. FML
Today, my fiancée handed me her engagement ring back and told me she felt like she's pressuring me into marriage, so to make me feel better about it we’re no longer engaged. On top of this, I found out she’s started talking to her ex again. FML
Today, my fiancée called off our wedding at the last moment, because her neurotic sister thinks she's "too fat" to be the maid of honor, and says she needs several months to lose weight. So that's a few thousand dollars wasted. My fiancée says I'm "overreacting" and that I "just don't get it". FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. When I asked her why she did, she said that the psychic that she was texting (one of those 44644 numbers) said we have a 2% compatibility rating. How does that explain 4 years of happy dating? FML
Today, my fiancée called off our wedding out of the blue. After a long discussion about it, it turns out that last week I voiced an opinion about the wedding she didn’t agree with, and doesn’t want to spend her life married to someone who’s going to argue with her every five minutes. FML
Today, my extremely superstitious girlfriend called me and said she couldn't make it to the date I had planned tonight. Her reason? "I sense something horrible is going to happen." I was planning to propose. FML
Today, I got engaged. My family is already placing bets on how long it will take for my fiancée to "wise up and ditch" me. FML
Today, my girlfriend started a month-long period of not talking to me. One of her male friends, who is a self-styled astrologist, told her there are "bad omens" in our relationship for the coming weeks. I don't know if I should dump her for being gullible or just plain stupid. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she believes I "jinxed" her chances of getting the job she wanted. FML
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loserboii 11
You're better off without her if she's that supersticious
Addyy_ 5
I would too if my fiancée just left me because of bullshit like that.
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Comments (271)
SchlomoTheGrinch 18
Good for you, OP! Now go get one with a brain, they're SO much nicer! Strangely abundant as well, if you don't go looking for them with the wrong body part making the decisions ;-)
buffyfoo 0
If she's that stupid then get someone else your better off
183933 6
She's an idiot... Your kids would have turned out to be idiots too and this world has enough of them already... You're better off!
xtalondriver 14
YDI. You should have seen her idiocy long ago.
Levvy 22
Dodged a bullet, OP.
alishous 8
Auras are real my friend. Maybe this means you need to look inside yourself.
laden_swallow09 35
178 - Who is to say… that she's even a HER?? (Dramatic Prairie Dog)
JayLite 0
Tell your ex that: she was the dark aura. And now that she's gone, you have nothing but good aura! what a dumb ass. FYL
trashbag7 0
Mayb you do have a dark aura if your willing to call a girl your claiming to be in love with an idiot
CarouselHeart 11
YDI for calling her an idiot. Leaving you was a bit extreme, yes, but you don't sound like a nice person.