Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, my boyfriend of seven and a half years broke up with me. By text message. FML
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collegegrrl 0
all time low. what a scumbag.
ohmygolly 0
#11 I realized this too. Fiance is the masculine form of the word, while Fiancee is the feminine form. So if OP was correct in their spelling then the "scumbag pussy douchebag" in this story is actually a woman.
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Comments (239)
skeez_fml 0
what a bitch. and i never knew that about the 1 e vs 2 e thing in fiance(e). and people say this site is a waste of time...
PeeNaught 3
This actually made me Smyle...and grammar nazis get over my spelling of Smyle...I know how to spell it but have always spelled it my own way...damn sometimes those ******* grammar nazis ruin everything...now this reply don't even matter...****...smdh... :-(
musicalmandi16 0
regardless of the gender, he or she is still a total and complete asshole. at least he was up front about it though. hey, you could have gotten married to him only to find him buying other women jewelry and dinner with your paycheck. that really sucks, but good riddance.
lantz4levi 19
******* she. Jesus Christ even after the fact of everybody proving it was a female you still are a ******* feminist who wants to blame the guy
amelinat 0
You are totally better off to be rid of that gutless weasel. Good luck with whatever you decide now.
wolfy_fml 5
Oh well, at least you get to keep the ring. (since they are the ones that broke it off, you get to keep the hardware)
crissycat07 0
everyone assumes its a man cos men do that typea thing lols but i do agree that woman are ******* bitches thats why most girls claim they like guys better
Bibico_fml 0
Sounds like you were very close and had great communication. I can see why you're bitter.
Seegtease 0
I'm a guy, and I assumed it was a guy. Guys are really more likely to do it like that. They have a harder time with face to face conflicts of that nature than women have. I wonder what kind of dramatic discussion ensued after you approached HIM about it. Also, people who think it MUST BE A WOMAN because of the spelling: You seem to have forgotten that the OP could have very well made the same mistake, and not known the difference in spelling.
jesse91 12
it was posted by a man
FYLifeelbad4u 1
Its not the spellinh he shows you his gender
megsor 0
ouch, that sucks. really sorry that happened to you:(
kagome_eb 0
good, that gave you time to go to him and slap his ass
Seegtease 0
You should have went up to him as if you never got the message, and started talking to him about how excited you were about the wedding and keep at it until he bursted out his admission.