Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, my boyfriend of seven and a half years broke up with me. By text message. FML
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collegegrrl 0
all time low. what a scumbag.
ohmygolly 0
#11 I realized this too. Fiance is the masculine form of the word, while Fiancee is the feminine form. So if OP was correct in their spelling then the "scumbag pussy douchebag" in this story is actually a woman.
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Comments (239)
walkejer 0
facebook is wayyyyy easier to use! but for real. that sucks. for the record, i only had the first line to begine with then had to change it. bceause i felt so bad. good luck with your future love life :)
jackpot369 0
I know exactly how you feel. I spent three weeks in europe with my boyfriend and we were taking a bus back to our place when he broke up with me. Over a text message. And he was sitting right next to me.
getem 0
gross.. just gross
resawins 0
douche bag coward much? wow. hope you found someone better.
MrFunktastick 0
Hmm it was probably your fault anyway you should have been ignoring her more and making her jealous
_autumn 0
That's bogus! I'm sure you'll be able to do better, man. Don't worry, not all women are like that. (:
jaaxx_fml 0
i laughed wen i saw this
spitfire921 0
what a coward. miss im sorry that is just abnormal. my sympathies friend
mandumonfire 0
this could be the funniest thing i've ever heard, save for the "best friend pregnancy text" before this, your ex is a hero, this takes courage and a clever mind, thumbs up
woeisme 0
really immature.....