Today, my fiancée and I were going on our honeymoon. Our flight was delayed by two hours. It landed when our connecting flight to St. Lucia was taking off. The airline said they were holding the flight for us, so we sprinted from D gate to A, in time to watch the plane pull away. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, to avoid a massive delay on our scheduled flight at the airport, we were generously moved to an earlier flight home. An hour later, our new flight had been cancelled and they told us we'd be stuck at the airport overnight. Our original flight took off fine. FML
Today, I was at the airport getting ready to go to Hawaii. The guy at the counter said my flight was delayed. It turns out that the flight that was delayed was a flight going to Miami. My flight left at the regular time, and my luggage was on it, because I checked in the night before. FML
Today, I waited patiently in the airport as my flight was repeatedly delayed. After 5 long hours I approached one of the attendees to discover that the plane had left 5 minutes ago. FML
Today, I went with my girlfriend to the airport for some much needed vacation time. We arrived on time but were stopped at the gate when they told me I didn't have the right passport. The plane left without me. My girlfriend did too. FML
Today, due to a scheduling error, I spent an entire day and night in an airport, over 30 hours in total. Just as I arrived at the gate, I was informed that my flight had been delayed for another 2 hours. FML
Today, we missed our flights to our dream honeymoon destination, which we were lucky to get with so many flight cancellations, because my selfish stepdaughter anonymously called the airline to report us for drug smuggling, all because I married her dad this afternoon. FML
Today, I was stuck at the airport overnight waiting for my flight for about 5 hours. I then went and looked at the departures board. It said that my flight had already departed. FML
Today, I was on a flight home. I wasn't going to arrive until midnight, so I was offered an earlier flight that got back at ten. I got to baggage claims and it turned out they lost my bag. I sat there for 2 hours. The people on my original flight left for home before I did. FML
Today, I was supposed to fly Prague, but emergency landed in Vienna. No word from the company or airport. After 4 hours of waiting, I took a FlixBus. Just as it left, I got a call: new plane in 90 minutes. My girlfriend was eagerly anticipating my return, ready for some fun, but now I'm delayed. FML
Today, I went to the airport to pick up my long-distance boyfriend. Having waited six months for this, I was stoked. After waiting for three hours and sending numerous messages, I was eventually informed I was a week early. FML
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skip231 0
If it's your honeymoon, isn't he no longer your fiance? Just wondering.
perdix 31
YDI for not waiting until marriage before going on your honeymoon. I'm not so holier-than-thou and superior that I look down on you for having pre-marital sex. But when you ask me to tolerate pre-marital honeymooning, that is something I cannot do. Some lines must never be crossed!
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Comments (78)
ragsy 7
Big deal. This happens the majority of the time now. You'll get there and forget the torment.
darkmis1 18
Don't you go on a honeymoon AFTER you're married? Not when you're still engaged......
Cristaderzi 0
Lol yeah they gots ya good lol I can see them laughing at you guys now lol
Starsmydog 0
How can he be your fiance when you are going on your honey moon?
BB7 0
Solution: Have sex at the airport?
AshleyRose784 0
BB7 you read my mind
sarah_berah 0
I'm with the other people...honeymoons are for AFTER the wedding... otherwise, just call it a vacation.
naoms_fml 0
that sux i'm frm st.lucia u missed a good trip hope u got a later 1 though
all4jjl 0
My honeymoon was the week before my wedding. We planned the wedding for June 2 and had made all our plans but then a situation warranted our wedding to be moved ro the next weekend. So insted of changing everything we stuck with our honeymoon plans ans had that before our wedding-so yes it can happen
dk2008 3
Were you on the flight to Minneapolis that overshot the runway by 150 miles? lol.